What: The Hash you dingus
When 21 Oct 2017 @1400 (2pm wanks)
How: Don’t care, drive your car, carpool, *un, walk
Bring: $5 or 5 Euro, Warm clothes, a thirst for beer, and of course VIRGINS!!!
Where: Morlauterer Straße 99, 67659 Kaiserslautern, Deutschland
Hares: Loveballs and First Glass Ride
Starting point: big parking lot south of swimming pool Waschmühle
Hares´note: I will be flat and dry and no shiggy… promise!… so get prepared…
Sorry for the late notice – #mismanagement
HARES: Squeaky Queen
WHEN: 22 Sep 2017 @ 1900 (7pm for wanks)
WHERE: Danziger Straße 22, 67685 Weilerbach, Deutschland
Behind the Aldi in Weilerbach there’s a small trail – you’ll see us congregated there
BRING: $5 or 5 Euro for hash cash and warm clothes, virgins, and your thirst for beer!!!
HOW: Don’t Care, just be there for the fall colors!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: It’s getting DARKER EARLIER, so bring a headlamp or flashlight! Also, I recommend socks – the higher the better.
What: Sembach’s In-N-Out Hash, A-to-A trail
When: 4pm (that’s 16:00) on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Where: Am Weihertal 6 Waldfischbach-Burgalben 67714
Who: Hares = ALL Sembach MisManagement (ingoing & outgoing)
Why: To fuck off outgoing MisMangement and welcome incoming MisManagement!
On After: POTLUCK on after at Karda-She-Ain’ts place (same as On In). Comment below on what you would like to bring to include side dishes, softies, paper plates, cutlery. Main meat course and WINE provided by host (please help me drink this alcohol before I PCS!)
Crash Space: 4 spots in a bed, 2 spots on a couch, at least 6 spots on air mattresses, much more on floor! Blankets, pillows, sleeping bags available upon request!
Directions: Can get here via A62, B270, or by train (On Start is 2.4 KM from train station)
WHERE: 49.397708, 7.577501
From the Bahnhof Landstuhl
Head west on Bahnstraße toward Tulpenstraße
44 s (500 m)
Turn left onto Von-Richthofen-Straße
1 min (450 m)
Take Weiherstraße and L363 to Nardinistraße
5 min (2.1 km)
When: 22 Oct 16 @ 1400
ALRIGHT YOU WANKERS! I came here to kick ass and drink beer, and it’s high time we did that again, Evil Dead style!
This is just a normal jaunt into the woods, but you better have some easily rippable shirts, because hash will be armed with blood packets and demons!
Or you can just be lame and come anyway.
So saw off your evil hand, bring your favorite chainsaw, and let’s hack this bloody thing together!
What: The next Sembach Full Moon Hash
When: 7:00pm, Sunday, October 16th 2016
Why: Biscut is celebrating 10 years with this crazy pack!
Where: Sembach, the abandoned air base on Zeplinstrasse
Hare: Biscut Bitch
Directions: From A6, take A63 north towards Mainz/Frankfurt am Main. Take the first exit off of A63 towards Sembach. Do NOT (Yeast Infection) follow the yellow signs towards town. Instead, stay on the long, winding road you exited onto, keeping the water tower on your right. Drive over/through the traffic circle (2nd exit) and turn right onto Zeplinstrasse. Look for hashers.
PICTURED: the pack, less than a mile into the run
THE HARE: Drink Her Pretty
WHEN: 8 Oct 2016 – 1400
THE PLACE: 49.491090, 7.584753
THE THEME: It’s a month after End of Summer and some of us are fully recovered from our hangover, so it’s time for DHP to remind us all why we drink with SUPERTRAIL!
And now, a song, to the tune of Love Me Tender:
Drink Her Pretty’s trails are sweet
hope you brought a lot of DEET
it’s so curvy, it’s so long
cause it’s a fucking marathon
Note from the Hare: No need to fear, Let their be BEER!!
What: Sembach Hash annual Bad Durkheim Wurst Festival take over.
Hares : Squeaky Queen
Where: The square in front of the Bad D train Station
When: 17 Sept 2016
There will only be one trail, a walking trail led by Squeaky Queen and possibly Donkey.
We will be departing from Kaiserslautern HBF @12:32. This will get us there 30 minutes early. I don’t know what trains get you to KTown before this time, you will need to look them up.
If you are driving, meet in the square in front of the Bad D train station. If you aren’t driving, meet in the square in front of the Bad D train station.
Landstuhl Train Departing @ 1218 – does not use the same Train as Kaiserslautern, however you will be catching the same train in Neustadt. Or you can always catch an earlier train to K-town and ride with the group. On On.
Last train back to Ktown is 23:36, I don’t recommend that you wait that long.