When 21 Oct 2017 @1400 (2pm wanks)
How: Don’t care, drive your car, carpool, *un, walk
Bring: $5 or 5 Euro, Warm clothes, a thirst for beer, and of course VIRGINS!!!
Where: Morlauterer Straße 99, 67659 Kaiserslautern, Deutschland
Hares: Loveballs and First Glass Ride
Starting point: big parking lot south of swimming pool Waschmühle
Hares´note: I will be flat and dry and no shiggy… promise!… so get prepared…
Hear ye, hear ye, happy trails to all who read this Hash Trash missive for Sembach Hash #965!
The pack arrived to a beautiful October day in Germany, with temperatures in the mid-60s and the occasional rain shower. Yet 20 people made it to #965, proving once again that beer is thicker than water. Notably, FIVE WHOLE VIRGINS were present, as well as a similar amount of visitors (some of whom have yet to be abducted!)
Our hares, Loveballs and First Glass Ride, promised a short, shiggy-free trail and our RA Lego took them at their word. The boy is cute, but too trusting, and the hares took full advantage of this. More on that later.
The trail was a wonderful shiggy affair for about a kilometer, straight through brambles (or was that just me?) up the hill to the Adventure Quest. The quest was to slay a nightmarish monster called the Appletini, and I am glad to say we succeeded. After this we wandered around in the woods for about 40 minutes, occasionally glimpsing a mark, and made our way to the second beer stop in a “wonderful” “little” valley near Gersweilerhof. Most of the pack enjoyed the nearly 10 stories of stairs down the valley and up again. The pictures in the event page are truly magnificent and well worth looking at.
Eventually we found our way to the ON IN and Lego started circle. After a series of misadventures involving poor career choices, poor trail decisions, and worst of all-wearing a skirt instead of a kilt-Shiggy in My Shitter was made to do up to and including a Flying Towering Deadbug, with Double Dickhead and Just Sebastian administering.
Good times were had by all. On-on to the next trail! -SQ
Sembach Turkey Trot, 25 November. Be there!
Sembach 12 Down Downs, 8 December. BE THERE!
WHEN: 22 Sep 2017 @ 1900 (7pm for wanks)
WHERE: Danziger Straße 22, 67685 Weilerbach, Deutschland
BRING: $5 or 5 Euro for hash cash and warm clothes, virgins, and your thirst for beer!!!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: It’s getting DARKER EARLIER, so bring a headlamp or flashlight! Also, I recommend socks – the higher the better.
What: Sembach’s In-N-Out Hash, A-to-A trail
When: 4pm (that’s 16:00) on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Where: Am Weihertal 6 Waldfischbach-Burgalben 67714
Who: Hares = ALL Sembach MisManagement (ingoing & outgoing)
Why: To fuck off outgoing MisMangement and welcome incoming MisManagement!
On After: POTLUCK on after at Karda-She-Ain’ts place (same as On In). Comment below on what you would like to bring to include side dishes, softies, paper plates, cutlery. Main meat course and WINE provided by host (please help me drink this alcohol before I PCS!)
Crash Space: 4 spots in a bed, 2 spots on a couch, at least 6 spots on air mattresses, much more on floor! Blankets, pillows, sleeping bags available upon request!
Directions: Can get here via A62, B270, or by train (On Start is 2.4 KM from train station)
When: 22 April 2017 – This Saturday!!!
WHO: BooBoo and Teacher’s Pet
WHERE: 36 Kuselweg, Erdesbach
WHY: Because it’s Earth Day, and Sembach is celebrating this special event with a CLOTHING SWAP! No, really! I know I’m not the only hasher with a drawer full of old hash shirts that I never plan on wearing again.
BooBoo’s VERY IMPORTANT NOTES:
Please join us for the annual Earth Day hash at Earthbrooke!
22 April 2017 15.00
In the interest of preserving the earth and BooBoo’s sanity, there will be a GREAT Haberdashery give-away/sale/exchange/raffle.
We will start at 15.00 in order to do this before circle and trail. That way, you can wear all the new, old, fashionable and questionable haberdashery you may have acquired, and have a beer or 2 before we set off on to BooBoo’s second to first DEAD SembachHHH trail.
This will be an A to B trail with a bag car, some beer stops, view stops and the circle at B.
Please park at the parking lot by the river (Fischervereinhaus) in Erdesbach (directions) and walk up the Earthbrooke from there.
The address is
We’ll sort out getting back to cars after circle.
Bring : lust for life, money and down parka, gore-tex running shoes, virgins, money, a towel, and your concern for the environment!
Call TP or write to him if you are confused
When: 14 Jan 17 – Tomorrow
If you are heading towards the FCK soccer/
Hares: CDC & Squeeky
Time: 1400–hare away at 1415
Promises: Beer, Trail, Snow, Trees, shiggy and a never seen before SV!
Lies: Beer, Trail, Snow, Trees…you get it.
Cost: 5 Euro/USD
Call CDC if you are stuck driving/
WHERE: 49.397708, 7.577501
From the Bahnhof Landstuhl
Head west on Bahnstraße toward Tulpenstraße
44 s (500 m)
Turn left onto Von-Richthofen-Straße
1 min (450 m)
Take Weiherstraße and L363 to Nardinistraße
5 min (2.1 km)
When: 22 Oct 16 @ 1400
ALRIGHT YOU WANKERS! I came here to kick ass and drink beer, and it’s high time we did that again, Evil Dead style!
This is just a normal jaunt into the woods, but you better have some easily rippable shirts, because hash will be armed with blood packets and demons!
Or you can just be lame and come anyway.
So saw off your evil hand, bring your favorite chainsaw, and let’s hack this bloody thing together!
PICTURED: the pack, less than a mile into the run
THE HARE: Drink Her Pretty
WHEN: 8 Oct 2016 – 1400
THE PLACE: 49.491090, 7.584753
THE THEME: It’s a month after End of Summer and some of us are fully recovered from our hangover, so it’s time for DHP to remind us all why we drink with SUPERTRAIL!
And now, a song, to the tune of Love Me Tender:
Drink Her Pretty’s trails are sweet
hope you brought a lot of DEET
it’s so curvy, it’s so long
cause it’s a fucking marathon
Note from the Hare: No need to fear, Let their be BEER!!