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Sembach Hash #965


What: The Hash you dingus

When 21 Oct 2017 @1400 (2pm wanks)

How: Don’t care, drive your car, carpool, *un, walk

Bring: $5 or 5 Euro, Warm clothes, a thirst for beer, and of course VIRGINS!!!

Where: Morlauterer Straße 99, 67659 Kaiserslautern, Deutschland

Hares: Loveballs and First Glass Ride

Starting point: big parking lot south of swimming pool Waschmühle

Hares´note: I will be flat and dry and no shiggy… promise!… so get prepared…

Fall Equinox Hash – 22 Sep 17 – 1900

Sorry for the late notice – #mismanagement
HARES: Squeaky Queen

WHEN: 22 Sep 2017 @ 1900 (7pm for wanks)

WHERE: Danziger Straße 22, 67685 Weilerbach, Deutschland

Behind the Aldi in Weilerbach there’s a small trail – you’ll see us congregated there

BRING: $5 or 5 Euro for hash cash and warm clothes, virgins, and your thirst for beer!!!

HOW: Don’t Care, just be there for the fall colors!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: It’s getting DARKER EARLIER, so bring a headlamp or flashlight! Also, I recommend socks – the higher the better.

Sembach’s In-N-Out Hash, A-to-A trail – 12 Aug 17

What: Sembach’s In-N-Out Hash, A-to-A trail

When: 4pm (that’s 16:00) on Saturday, August 12th, 2017

Where: Am Weihertal 6 Waldfischbach-Burgalben 67714

Who: Hares = ALL Sembach MisManagement (ingoing & outgoing)

Why: To fuck off outgoing MisMangement and welcome incoming MisManagement!

On After: POTLUCK on after at Karda-She-Ain’ts place (same as On In). Comment below on what you would like to bring to include side dishes, softies, paper plates, cutlery. Main meat course and WINE provided by host (please help me drink this alcohol before I PCS!)

Crash Space: 4 spots in a bed, 2 spots on a couch, at least 6 spots on air mattresses, much more on floor! Blankets, pillows, sleeping bags available upon request!

Directions: Can get here via A62, B270, or by train (On Start is 2.4 KM from train station)

Sembach Earth Day Hash

When: 22 April 2017 – This Saturday!!!

WHO: BooBoo and Teacher’s Pet
WHERE: 36 Kuselweg, Erdesbach
WHY: Because it’s Earth Day, and Sembach is celebrating this special event with a CLOTHING SWAP! No, really! I know I’m not the only hasher with a drawer full of old hash shirts that I never plan on wearing again.

BooBoo’s VERY IMPORTANT NOTES:
HHHi All,
Please join us for the annual Earth Day hash at Earthbrooke!

22 April 2017 15.00

In the interest of preserving the earth and BooBoo’s sanity, there will be a GREAT Haberdashery give-away/sale/exchange/raffle.

We will start at 15.00 in order to do this before circle and trail. That way, you can wear all the new, old, fashionable and questionable haberdashery you may have acquired, and have a beer or 2 before we set off on to BooBoo’s second to first DEAD SembachHHH trail.

This will be an A to B trail with a bag car, some beer stops, view stops and the circle at B.
Please park at the parking lot by the river (Fischervereinhaus) in Erdesbach (directions) and walk up the Earthbrooke from there.
The address is

Kuselweg 36
66887 Erdesbach

We’ll sort out getting back to cars after circle.

Bring : lust for life, money and down parka, gore-tex running shoes, virgins, money, a towel, and your concern for the environment!

Call TP or write to him if you are confused

Sembach 9 something somethin

GPS49.430325, 7.771927
Where: South Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide by the Technical University

When: 14 Jan 17 – Tomorrow

49.430325, 7.771927

If you are heading towards the FCK soccer/football stadium, take Bremerstraße for 3/4 mile or so and follow that to the large parking lot on the left hand side of the road before the “Y” intersection of Bremerstraße and Kantstraße. Park next to the recycling center in the parking lot.

Hares: CDC & Squeeky

Time: 1400–hare away at 1415

Promises: Beer, Trail, Snow, Trees, shiggy and a never seen before SV!

Lies: Beer, Trail, Snow, Trees…you get it.

Cost: 5 Euro/USD

Call CDC if you are stuck driving/R*nning in circles searching for beer.

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Sembach Hash #906?

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WHO: FGR
WHERE: 49.397708, 7.577501
LANDSTUHL
From the Bahnhof Landstuhl
Head west on Bahnstraße toward Tulpenstraße
44 s (500 m)
Turn left onto Von-Richthofen-Straße
1 min (450 m)
Take Weiherstraße and L363 to Nardinistraße
5 min (2.1 km)

When: 22 Oct 16 @ 1400

ALRIGHT YOU WANKERS! I came here to kick ass and drink beer, and it’s high time we did that again, Evil Dead style!

This is just a normal jaunt into the woods, but you better have some easily rippable shirts, because hash will be armed with blood packets and demons!
Or you can just be lame and come anyway.

So saw off your evil hand, bring your favorite chainsaw, and let’s hack this bloody thing together!

Sembach Full Moon Hash – Biscuit’s 10 years

What:  The next Sembach Full Moon Hash
When:  7:00pm, Sunday, October 16th 2016
Why:  Biscut is celebrating 10 years with this crazy pack!
Where: Sembach, the abandoned air base on Zeplinstrasse
Hare: Biscut Bitch
Directions: From A6, take A63 north towards Mainz/Frankfurt am Main. Take the first exit off of A63 towards Sembach. Do NOT (Yeast Infection) follow the yellow signs towards town. Instead, stay on the long, winding road you exited onto, keeping the water tower on your right. Drive over/through the traffic circle (2nd exit) and turn right onto Zeplinstrasse. Look for hashers.

Sembach Hash 9## SUPER TRAIL

PICTURED: the pack, less than a mile into the run
THE HARE: Drink Her Pretty
WHEN: 8 Oct 2016 – 1400
THE PLACE: 49.491090, 7.584753

THE THEME: It’s a month after End of Summer and some of us are fully recovered from our hangover, so it’s time for DHP to remind us all why we drink with SUPERTRAIL!

And now, a song, to the tune of Love Me Tender:

Drink Her Pretty’s trails are sweet
hope you brought a lot of DEET
it’s so curvy, it’s so long
cause it’s a fucking marathon

Note from the Hare: No need to fear, Let their be BEER!!

Sembach Hash Bad-Drunkheim

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What: Sembach Hash annual Bad Durkheim Wurst Festival take over.

Hares : Squeaky Queen
Time: 1400

Where: The square in front of the Bad D train Station

When: 17 Sept 2016

There will only be one trail, a walking trail led by Squeaky Queen and possibly Donkey.

We will be departing from Kaiserslautern HBF @12:32. This will get us there 30 minutes early. I don’t know what trains get you to KTown before this time, you will need to look them up.

If you are driving, meet in the square in front of the Bad D train station. If you aren’t driving, meet in the square in front of the Bad D train station.

Landstuhl Train Departing @ 1218 – does not use the same Train as Kaiserslautern, however you will be catching the same train in Neustadt. Or you can always catch an earlier train to K-town and ride with the group. On On.


Last train back to Ktown is 23:36, I don’t recommend that you wait that long.

Sembach Hash #898

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Hares: Soccer Mom Tom Tom / Lego-My-Mom
 
What: Sembach Hash, where we will cross between states, that’s right 2-for-1 special; 1 Country 2 States, plenty of shiggy, shaggy, and so much more.
 
Where: Somewhere between Penny and Edeka-
In den Zickelwiesen 22
66914 Waldmohr
GPS: 49.380671, 7.328596
 
When: 27 August 16 @ 1600 (4pm)
 
Bring: $5 or 5 Euro, virgins for trail, beer and goodies
 
On After: TBD