Hares: Teachers Pet
What: Anal Summer Solstice Hash
When: 1900 (7pm wanks) 21 June 2018 ***Thursday***
Bring: Virgins, $5 or 5 Euro hash cash, *unning apparel and your thirst for beer. Don’t forget to bring your low expectations.
Where: Austraße 23, 66887 Jettenbach, Deutschland
GPS: 449°31’46.5″N 7°33’53.0″E
How: Car pool, walk, run, horseback
When:; 19 May 2018 @ 1600
Where: Von-Richthofen-Straße 11, 66849 Landstuhl (Big Parking Lot)
Bring: $10 or 10 Euro for Beer and Donations & extra Euros (donations) for some delicious red Hurricanes
The God of Sex and sometimes Free Beer(when the beermeister is present) has called upon the Demi Gods and lesser kind to raise virgins for hash sacrifice and visitors to entertain us as we raise money to help Make a Wish (of Sex) for those less fortunate!!
On-Start is the large parking lot located near the Stadthalle of Landstuhl not far from Oscars. (Same place as Putin’s Bloody Mary bar for those that remember) 49.4133751,7.5697595.
So don your red dress and show up to the town that has taken so much dignity from a few of us!
I, the God of Sex and free beer have deemed this trail kid friendly(only on trail), dog friendly, Sex friendly(even if you’re Jack), and Baron friendly(if you like to fuck yourself).
This will be a 10€ trail (5 for beer and 5 for Sex…. I mean charity). Please feel free to donate anything else you desire to make others fantasies…. I mean Wishes come true.
ON-ON to the Red Dress .Un.
Yes, you heard it right! Your two favorite Harrietts, Just In Beaver and 20 Pound Pussy, are invading Sembach. Cum join us for a spectacular trail, guaranteed fulfill your wildest fantasies.
When: Saturday, April 21, 2018 at 4:00pm.
Where: Hochspeyer Banhof
What to bring?: 5 Euros/$5, extra liver, thirst for alcohol. vessel. Virgins. Hot virgins.
Lost? Look for Hashers looking for Hashers. Do not call Pussy.
*****ATTENTION TIME CHANGE****** 1900 (7pm)
Hare: Soccer Mom Tom Tom/Lego My Mom
What: An impromtu hash with pub on after.
When: ****7pm**** 10 March 2018
Bring: A flash light, virgins, $5 or 5 Euro hash cash, warm clothing, *unning apparel and a change of clothes. Probably walker friendly, though I am pulling this out of my behind. Don’t forget to bring your low expectations.
Where: Kaiserstraße 39, 66849 Landstuhl or the Stadt Hall parking lot in the rear (__}__) for a short circle, trail, and on-after.
How: From the train station main entrance head left and through the Edeka Parking Lot, go slightly left, then right past He Pukes, He Scores undoubtedly hash crash apartment into the lot made for parking and look for the pack.