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Sembach Full Moon Hash 9 Aug

WHO: Harry Potter

WHEN: Monday, 9 Aug at 1900

WHY: Because it’s a partial lunar eclipse!

WHERE:

Because I like suspense, I’m finally sharing start with you guys! Full Moon Tonight starts at Untere Eisenbahnstrasse 4 66849 LANDSTUHL 49.416544, 7.564935 (The lot area behind the train station!) Bring your moon hats so you don’t get moon burn!!!

9 Jun FULL MOON HASH!

WHO: The majestic LEG-O
WHERE: It’s at the lake in Waldmohr! If you don’t know where that is… Then it’s here… 49.386894, 7.353775
WHY: Because it’s a full strawberry moon!

SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: It’s a lake! Bring a swim suit or a speedo! Or nothing at all! The on after could be in the water. If there is enough interest we can do a swim hash! Follow trail by following the flour on the lily pads! �
All joking aside. Bring your limber running legs, your freshly waxed belly buttons, your thirst for shitty American beer and your desire to run wild with the full moon! It’s time to let out your inner Remus Lupin and revert to your basic instant, Sharon Stone style.

 

hareraiser note: whats a lupin

11 Apr Sembach Full Moon

What: Pink Full Moon Hash
When: Tuesday 11 April at 1900
Where: Mackenbach 49.471455, 7.574466
Trail: A to A
Hare: Takes 3
D’erections: From A6
1. Take exit 14-Kaiserslautern-Einsiedlerhof toward Kaiserslautern-Einsiedlerhof
2. Head towards East gate of Ramstein
3. Go past the East gate and at the traffic circle take the 1st exit towards weilerbach
4. Go about 2km at the next traffic circle take the 3rd exit towards Mackenbach
5. Stay on the priority road through M’bach
6. As you leave M’bach you will come to another traffic circle, take the 3rd exit towards the woods
7. If you get to Miesenbach turn around and go back
What: Wear something pink to celebrate the full moon. Bring your hash cash, your virgins, flashlights, anti-tick and anti-stinging nettle stuff and your joie de vive.
Why: Cuz Takes 3 has been hashing with Sembach for 7 years!!! And wine the hell not!
Disclaimer: No guarantee the moon will be pink!!!!

Sembach 8 Apr

What: “Regular” Saturday Hash for those that couldn’t get out of bed and head to Venice for an Awesome weekend of kilt wearing and lifting.

Where: North side of Ramstein Village, RP

Who: You (the aforementioned lazy person too lazy to go have an amazing time in Venice), ALL virgins (because we like them sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much), Visitors (apparently too lazy to go to Venice too), FAIRWEATHER Hashers (you know who you are…), the curious (bi), the Pagans, the Idolitors, etc, etc.

When: (Crucial question I must say) TOMORROW MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! 8 April, 2017 at 1600hrs.

Why: Well, I cum for the beer, snacks, people touching, hard breathing then calming down for a moment then breathing hard again repeated several times, For the start time, we are on Summer hours baby!! Woot! Woot! Regarding the lateness of the announcement…let’s just say that I tried until the last minute to use my Grand Vizier powers to CREATE a bierfest for us to rub in the faces of those in Venice…and failed. (Or did I?)

How: Like the Greek Freak says in the Kama Sutra about sex in the “kitchen”…”Just Do It” If you need instructions I quote from the aforementioned book, ahem “From the A6 every d’erection, take exit #13 “Ramstein/Landstuhl” and turn North (away from Oscars and the hills). This road is called the L363 or Landstuhler Strasse (here anyway). Drive until you get the big mound in your face and dive straight through into “RAM”stein. Follow the goody trail (or priority road) through “RAM”stein direction Steinwenden. Once the sign says you’ve left “RAM”stein, slow down or you’ll cum too fast and miss the “G” spot, which is the first opening on the Right. Drive it on in there, park it if you must, and shoot your wad until the circle is complete.

If that doesn’t get you there, you need serious help, so call But His Nut and he will be glad to help you from Venice.

ONON

Coitus Interruptus

12 March Full Moon Trail

WHO: Same hare as last year.
WHY: Because it’s been a year (plus or minus a month) since I got here, and how better to celebrate than by attempting to relive the past!
WHERE: Am Pfaffenwoog 1, Hutschenhausen (the Netto), but actually we will be meeting BEHIND the Netto, in the Mitfahrerparkplatz.  7 PM.

SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Bring a headlamp/flashlight and your hashin’ pants.

11 March Sembach Saturday

WHO: Squeaky Queen and Just Emser
WHERE: 160 Jahnstrasse (aka the Turn- u. Sportverein e.V.): take the A6 to the 270 north, get off on the first ramp and take the right towards Otterbach. Take the first left onto the K8 to Erfenbach, drive about a kilometer, then turn right onto Jahnstrasse. Drive 1.3 km to the start-parking lots are on both sides.
WHY: Because March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day! Come celebrate with the Sembach Hash House Harriers by sowing your wild seed all over the countryside!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Bring lo
ng socks, a whistle, and your favorite virgin

PICTURED: America’s first hare. Sadly the practice of laying flowering trees instead of flour did not catch on

25 Feb 17 Sembach Hash

Sembach Hash 11 Feb!

WHO: Game Boy and Superman
WHERE: 116 Pirmasenserstrasse, Kaiserslautern
WHY: IT’S AN ASTROLOGICAL EXTRAVAGANZA! Full Moon plus Saturday trail means a DOUBLE TRAIL of truly stellar proportions, and who better to lay it than the one, the only Game Boy?

SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: It is also the annual Bondage Hash!