Sembach Hash – 23 May 15 835 Red Dress Run

takes three

Hares: Takes 3 and Coitus (together again – as hares)

When: Sat 23 2015 @ 1600 (4pm) Summer Time

Where: Gravel lot next to the real parking lot for the old Edeka (now a Netto I think) near Hanfgärten and schulstrasse Ramstein-Miesenbach

What: The Hash of course, this unknown trail will sure to best any of the finest Hashers. We have been promised trees, shrubs, and flowers.

How: D’Erections are as follows: A6 from all D’Erections take exit #13 (feeling lucky punk? Well do ya?). Cranium North towards Ramstein Village (that’s AWAY from the bars in Landstuhl). At the first and second roundabouts go straight through, this is Landstuhler Strasse. Follow this strasse into Ramstein village and follow the priority around a sharp turn to the Right, avoid hitting the people in the cross walk, or don’t. Take the Left turn available, that way the pedestrian you just hit can’t read your plates, oh and this is the parking lot for the start. FEAR NOT! if you miss the first exit there is a second exit just around the Left hand corner. And if you truly suck this bad at driving, there is a third exit for the same parking lot just before the only traffic light in town. Believe it or not, if you dicked all of that up there is still a miniscule chance to still make the hash. Turn LEFT at the light, then take another LEFT 15 meters up the road. If you missed THAT turn, Fuck you!

Bring: 10 Euro or 10 dollars this is the Red Dress Run let’s raise some money to save the Ta Tas. Where your red dress, red kilt, red clothes, red pajamas… just wear red!

Sembach Hash 9 May 15

sembach logo

Hares: S.s. Minnow & ???

What: Sembach ‘un # eight hundred & ….. aww who gives a fuck???
When: Saturday 9 de Mayo @ 1600
Where: Landstuhl (by de Bahnhof man!!!)

Cum out and say farewell to S.S. Minnow on his on-out hash

6km of trail trail trail and vino vino vino
Minnow’s choice of course

D’erections

Coming from the west catch the train going east and get off at Landstuhl

Coming from the east catch the train going west and get off at Landstuhl

GPS: Landstuhl Bahnhof 66849
49.415821, 7.563789

Contact phone numbers are:
(Fire) 112
(Police) 110
(Pizzeria Napoli) 06371-17277
(For a good time) 976-HOTT
(S.S. Minnow) 01767-268-9588

Other information:
This is an A to A’ish hash, there will be a car for bags at the start point, cum on time if you want to put your bag up.

Trails are NOT stroller friendly
Trails are dog friendly (if your dog is brave)

There will be a wankers trail.

What to bring
5$ or 5€ to pay off the hash cash.
Virgins!!!!
Good Weather!!!

ON-AFTER: somewhere in Landstuhl pack’s choice…

 

Bahnhof Landstuhl

Bahnhofsstr, 66849 Landstuhl, Germany

Cinco De Layo – 5 May 2015 Full Moon

drinko

This is a joyous occasion where can fully embrace our Mexican Pride and our quench for beer on a Full moon of all nights. Who will take the reins and become “La Liebre”!!!

Hares: Insta-Gag and High Five

Join our hares for a short\shiggy free trail followed by dinner at Primavera Mexican Restaurant

Bring: Euro and thirst for beer.

When: Tuesday 5 May 2015 (tomorrow) 1830 (6:30pm for wankers)

What: Short hash followed by celebrating the Cinco de Mayo and hash shenanigans.

Where: Primavera Mexican Restaurant Kaiserstr./B-40, Einsiedlerhof, Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany, in nearby parking lot.