LAST MINUTE CHANGE!!! (well, not exactly LAST MINUTE, but pretty darn close.)
It was decided to move the Erections to a new, more stroller and train/access friendly (?) spot. So:
NEW, NEW, NEW S-Tart location: AZUR POOL parking lot (same side of the street but at the end near the Schule) in Ramstein-Miesenbach!
NEW, NEW, NEW S-Tart Time: We will start at 1400 to accomodate Longevity, (which apparently can’t wait like everyone else’s recently) aaaannnndddd ERECTIONS!!!! Oh, and Tacos’ On Out pub crawl afterward.
NEW, NEW, NEW S-Tart D’Erections: By train from all D’Erections, get off the train at the RAMSTEIN stop. Walk to the inter-SEX-tion with a stop light and look back at the train station (or the Paradox bar for you true drunkards) and take the strasse to the RIGHT. Amble on up to the Ramsteiner Hof Hotel/restaurant and turn RIGHT. Follow this strasse up the hill and to the end where it cums to a “T”, turn RIGHT on the secondary road (NOT the main road with the fast cars that will kill you). In front of you is the parking lot you are looking for, now find Hashers.
NEW, NEW, NEW S-Tart D’Erections: By the Auto-Wanking: A6 D’Erection everywhere; take the Ramstein Exit #13. At the end of the off ramp turn NORTH at the light (AWAY FROM LANDSTUHL for all the drunkards). at the first round-a-bout take the FIRST exit (RIGHT) out of the circle. At the next round-a-bout take the SECOND exit (STRAIGHT thru) out of the circle. After the pedestrian overpass (for the Azur pool mind you) take the FIRST LEFT. Take an immediate LEFT AGAIN. In front of you is the parking lot you are looking for, now find Hashers.
Why: (Do we care so much?) Because it is ERECTIONS!!! It wouldn’t be Sembach without ERECTIONS!!! (Just ask the other European Kennels). Cum out and Erect your MisManagement for the next 12 (or so) Months! And YES you have to be present to vote. UNLESS you are away for work and have a previously approved excuse signed by two of the three people on the International Space Station (sorry, original copies only).
Who: You, other Sembach Hashers, Virgins, Visitors (we like Visitors and Virgins), and that about sums it up really.
What: (The hell is happening here?) ERECTIONS!!! are cumming, ERECTIONS!!! are cumming! What’s that word women use ALOT to describe the stuff they want men to do to them in order to get them all hot and bothered before sex so that maybe they too will get off instead of just getting nutted on and have to take a shower? Meh, who cares!! Any-who, there will be a shorty trail to the scene of the ERECTIONS!!! Where there will be ERECTIONS!!! Followed by (or in concurrence with) the Ramstein WEIN MARKT!!! So bring Money!! There will also be longevity, muuuch rejoicing, wine, regrets, music (band starts at 1700). And to end it all in typical Sembach H3 style…an On-Out pub crawl for Tacos on a Bridge, most likely in Landstuhl.
Executive Summary: Bring alot of cash for bribes, drink, food, and transportation. NEW time is 1400, NEW location is Azur Pool in Ramstein-Miesenbach. Only Sembach Hashers who are at the Erections can vote unless away for work. Wine Markt, band, and On-Oiut for Tacos for your entertainment.
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