Sembach Earth Day Hash

When: 22 April 2017 – This Saturday!!!

WHO: BooBoo and Teacher’s Pet
WHERE: 36 Kuselweg, Erdesbach
WHY: Because it’s Earth Day, and Sembach is celebrating this special event with a CLOTHING SWAP! No, really! I know I’m not the only hasher with a drawer full of old hash shirts that I never plan on wearing again.

BooBoo’s VERY IMPORTANT NOTES:
HHHi All,
Please join us for the annual Earth Day hash at Earthbrooke!

22 April 2017 15.00

In the interest of preserving the earth and BooBoo’s sanity, there will be a GREAT Haberdashery give-away/sale/exchange/raffle.

We will start at 15.00 in order to do this before circle and trail. That way, you can wear all the new, old, fashionable and questionable haberdashery you may have acquired, and have a beer or 2 before we set off on to BooBoo’s second to first DEAD SembachHHH trail.

This will be an A to B trail with a bag car, some beer stops, view stops and the circle at B.
Please park at the parking lot by the river (Fischervereinhaus) in Erdesbach (directions) and walk up the Earthbrooke from there.
The address is

Kuselweg 36
66887 Erdesbach

We’ll sort out getting back to cars after circle.

Bring : lust for life, money and down parka, gore-tex running shoes, virgins, money, a towel, and your concern for the environment!

Call TP or write to him if you are confused

11 Apr Sembach Full Moon

What: Pink Full Moon Hash
When: Tuesday 11 April at 1900
Where: Mackenbach 49.471455, 7.574466
Trail: A to A
Hare: Takes 3
D’erections: From A6
1. Take exit 14-Kaiserslautern-Einsiedlerhof toward Kaiserslautern-Einsiedlerhof
2. Head towards East gate of Ramstein
3. Go past the East gate and at the traffic circle take the 1st exit towards weilerbach
4. Go about 2km at the next traffic circle take the 3rd exit towards Mackenbach
5. Stay on the priority road through M’bach
6. As you leave M’bach you will come to another traffic circle, take the 3rd exit towards the woods
7. If you get to Miesenbach turn around and go back
What: Wear something pink to celebrate the full moon. Bring your hash cash, your virgins, flashlights, anti-tick and anti-stinging nettle stuff and your joie de vive.
Why: Cuz Takes 3 has been hashing with Sembach for 7 years!!! And wine the hell not!
Disclaimer: No guarantee the moon will be pink!!!!

Sembach 8 Apr

What: “Regular” Saturday Hash for those that couldn’t get out of bed and head to Venice for an Awesome weekend of kilt wearing and lifting.

Where: North side of Ramstein Village, RP

Who: You (the aforementioned lazy person too lazy to go have an amazing time in Venice), ALL virgins (because we like them sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much), Visitors (apparently too lazy to go to Venice too), FAIRWEATHER Hashers (you know who you are…), the curious (bi), the Pagans, the Idolitors, etc, etc.

When: (Crucial question I must say) TOMORROW MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! 8 April, 2017 at 1600hrs.

Why: Well, I cum for the beer, snacks, people touching, hard breathing then calming down for a moment then breathing hard again repeated several times, For the start time, we are on Summer hours baby!! Woot! Woot! Regarding the lateness of the announcement…let’s just say that I tried until the last minute to use my Grand Vizier powers to CREATE a bierfest for us to rub in the faces of those in Venice…and failed. (Or did I?)

How: Like the Greek Freak says in the Kama Sutra about sex in the “kitchen”…”Just Do It” If you need instructions I quote from the aforementioned book, ahem “From the A6 every d’erection, take exit #13 “Ramstein/Landstuhl” and turn North (away from Oscars and the hills). This road is called the L363 or Landstuhler Strasse (here anyway). Drive until you get the big mound in your face and dive straight through into “RAM”stein. Follow the goody trail (or priority road) through “RAM”stein direction Steinwenden. Once the sign says you’ve left “RAM”stein, slow down or you’ll cum too fast and miss the “G” spot, which is the first opening on the Right. Drive it on in there, park it if you must, and shoot your wad until the circle is complete.

If that doesn’t get you there, you need serious help, so call But His Nut and he will be glad to help you from Venice.

ONON

Coitus Interruptus