Sembach Hash House Harriers

A Drinking club with a running problem

Month: December 2017

Sembach Full Moon Hash #974

A-A Trail

Why: It’s the 1st Full Moon of 2018!

When: 2 Jan 18 @ 7pm

Special Notes: Get on A63 and drive North towards Mainz/Frankfurt am Main like you did 3 days ago. But instead of visiting Biscut Bitch and Landing Strip in Wiesbaden again – this time get off at the first exit, Sembach. Ignore the signs going towards the town. Instead, follow the winding road up the hill, crossing “over” the traffic circle (that means taking the 2nd exit) towards Sembach Zufart West. When you get to all of the blue and white signs, turn right onto Zeplinstrasse. The parking lot we’ve used numerous times before has been re-purposed, so drive down Zeplinstrasse looking on the right-hand side for hashers.

Questions? Hareline 0162-800-6247

Sembach Hash #974

Hares: Baron Von Dopplebanger and Sir Lost A Lot

On-Start: near Goethestraße 53, 67655 Kaiserslautern, Germany. There is a parking lot here. Across the street from the Kaufland parking.

When: 16 Dec 17 @ 1400 (2pm for commoners)

Bring: $5 or 5 Euro’s, virgins (yes they are free), wisitors, and your thirst for beer. Warm clothes, maybe a spare for the impromptu on-after.

Come join this A-A Trail where we pop BVD’s Hare Cherry.

Sorry I don’t feel like writing much here but there will be Good times to be had by All!

On-After: TBD (But it will be followed by group showers at Sir Lost A Lot’s Knight’s Quarters and A night of continuation out on the town if you choose to stay)

Crash Space: Let me know if you need it, and we will Twirk it out.

19th Anal Sembach H3 Winter Solstice Hash!

19th Anal Sembach H3 Winter Solstice Hash!
Hash #: 975
WHEN: Thu Dec 21
WHY: Krampus sez celebrate the Solstice
TIME: 1900/7 PM – Hare away at 1915 sharp!
COST: $5/5 euro
LOCATION: Austraße 27, 66887 Jettenbach, Deutschland
Hare: Teacher’s Pet
TRAIL: A- A Enjoy TPs shortest hash of the year on the longest night.
DISTANCE: 4-5K
BRING: Your sexy bellybuttons, warm clothes,weird pagan-fu and pagan clothes or no clothes at all, lighting device.
FEATURING: Cold! and Snow..ok..more likely rain.. Some up, some down, some all around. Frozen boar turds, Beer stop, Gluhwien stop. Krampus!
DIRECTIONS: Cumming soon
See you there!
Teacher’s Pet
“yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial”