Sembach Hash House Harriers

A Drinking club with a running problem

Month: May 2018

Sembach Hash #994 – Two Girls one Trail

Hash #984
 
Hares: Tequila Sundown and Mi Pho Horny
 
What: Two Girls One Trail Hash
 
When: 1600 (4pm wanks) 2 June 2018
 
Bring: Virgins, $5 or 5 Euro hash cash, a change clothing for on after, *unning apparel and your thirst for beer. Don’t forget to bring your low expectations.
 
Special distructions: Bring extra cash for Cycle For STEM jello shots and impromptu beer stop.
 
Where: ***Location Change***Sensmannswiesen, Weilerbach (between the two circles)
GPS: 49.486253, 7.637682
 
How: Car pool, walk, run, horseback.

Sembach Red Dress Run

When:; 19 May 2018 @ 1600

Where: Von-Richthofen-Straße 11, 66849 Landstuhl (Big Parking Lot)

GPS: 49.4133751,7.5697595

Bring: $10 or 10 Euro for Beer and Donations & extra Euros (donations) for some delicious red Hurricanes

The God of Sex and sometimes Free Beer(when the beermeister is present) has called upon the Demi Gods and lesser kind to raise virgins for hash sacrifice and visitors to entertain us as we raise money to help Make a Wish (of Sex) for those less fortunate!!

On-Start is the large parking lot located near the Stadthalle of Landstuhl not far from Oscars. (Same place as Putin’s Bloody Mary bar for those that remember) 49.4133751,7.5697595.

So don your red dress and show up to the town that has taken so much dignity from a few of us!

I, the God of Sex and free beer have deemed this trail kid friendly(only on trail), dog friendly, Sex friendly(even if you’re Jack), and Baron friendly(if you like to fuck yourself).

This will be a 10€ trail (5 for beer and 5 for Sex…. I mean charity). Please feel free to donate anything else you desire to make others fantasies…. I mean Wishes come true.

ON-ON to the Red Dress .Un.