Sembach 8 Apr

What: “Regular” Saturday Hash for those that couldn’t get out of bed and head to Venice for an Awesome weekend of kilt wearing and lifting.

Where: North side of Ramstein Village, RP

Who: You (the aforementioned lazy person too lazy to go have an amazing time in Venice), ALL virgins (because we like them sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much), Visitors (apparently too lazy to go to Venice too), FAIRWEATHER Hashers (you know who you are…), the curious (bi), the Pagans, the Idolitors, etc, etc.

When: (Crucial question I must say) TOMORROW MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! 8 April, 2017 at 1600hrs.

Why: Well, I cum for the beer, snacks, people touching, hard breathing then calming down for a moment then breathing hard again repeated several times, For the start time, we are on Summer hours baby!! Woot! Woot! Regarding the lateness of the announcement…let’s just say that I tried until the last minute to use my Grand Vizier powers to CREATE a bierfest for us to rub in the faces of those in Venice…and failed. (Or did I?)

How: Like the Greek Freak says in the Kama Sutra about sex in the “kitchen”…”Just Do It” If you need instructions I quote from the aforementioned book, ahem “From the A6 every d’erection, take exit #13 “Ramstein/Landstuhl” and turn North (away from Oscars and the hills). This road is called the L363 or Landstuhler Strasse (here anyway). Drive until you get the big mound in your face and dive straight through into “RAM”stein. Follow the goody trail (or priority road) through “RAM”stein direction Steinwenden. Once the sign says you’ve left “RAM”stein, slow down or you’ll cum too fast and miss the “G” spot, which is the first opening on the Right. Drive it on in there, park it if you must, and shoot your wad until the circle is complete.

If that doesn’t get you there, you need serious help, so call But His Nut and he will be glad to help you from Venice.

ONON

Coitus Interruptus