WHO: Same hare as last year.
WHY: Because it’s been a year (plus or minus a month) since I got here, and how better to celebrate than by attempting to relive the past!
WHERE: Am Pfaffenwoog 1, Hutschenhausen (the Netto), but actually we will be meeting BEHIND the Netto, in the Mitfahrerparkplatz. 7 PM.
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Bring a headlamp/flashlight and your hashin’ pants.
WHO: Squeaky Queen and Just Emser
WHERE: 160 Jahnstrasse (aka the Turn- u. Sportverein e.V.): take the A6 to the 270 north, get off on the first ramp and take the right towards Otterbach. Take the first left onto the K8 to Erfenbach, drive about a kilometer, then turn right onto Jahnstrasse. Drive 1.3 km to the start-parking lots are on both sides.
WHY: Because March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day! Come celebrate with the Sembach Hash House Harriers by sowing your wild seed all over the countryside!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Bring long socks, a whistle, and your favorite virgin
PICTURED: America’s first hare. Sadly the practice of laying flowering trees instead of flour did not catch on
WHO: Game Boy and Superman
WHERE: 116 Pirmasenserstrasse, Kaiserslautern
WHY: IT’S AN ASTROLOGICAL EXTRAVAGANZA! Full Moon plus Saturday trail means a DOUBLE TRAIL of truly stellar proportions, and who better to lay it than the one, the only Game Boy?
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: It is also the annual Bondage Hash!
WHERE: 49.397708, 7.577501
From the Bahnhof Landstuhl
Head west on Bahnstraße toward Tulpenstraße
44 s (500 m)
Turn left onto Von-Richthofen-Straße
1 min (450 m)
Take Weiherstraße and L363 to Nardinistraße
5 min (2.1 km)
When: 22 Oct 16 @ 1400
ALRIGHT YOU WANKERS! I came here to kick ass and drink beer, and it’s high time we did that again, Evil Dead style!
This is just a normal jaunt into the woods, but you better have some easily rippable shirts, because hash will be armed with blood packets and demons!
Or you can just be lame and come anyway.
So saw off your evil hand, bring your favorite chainsaw, and let’s hack this bloody thing together!
What: The next Sembach Full Moon Hash
When: 7:00pm, Sunday, October 16th 2016
Why: Biscut is celebrating 10 years with this crazy pack!
Where: Sembach, the abandoned air base on Zeplinstrasse
Hare: Biscut Bitch
Directions: From A6, take A63 north towards Mainz/Frankfurt am Main. Take the first exit off of A63 towards Sembach. Do NOT (Yeast Infection) follow the yellow signs towards town. Instead, stay on the long, winding road you exited onto, keeping the water tower on your right. Drive over/through the traffic circle (2nd exit) and turn right onto Zeplinstrasse. Look for hashers.
PICTURED: the pack, less than a mile into the run
THE HARE: Drink Her Pretty
WHEN: 8 Oct 2016 – 1400
THE PLACE: 49.491090, 7.584753
THE THEME: It’s a month after End of Summer and some of us are fully recovered from our hangover, so it’s time for DHP to remind us all why we drink with SUPERTRAIL!
And now, a song, to the tune of Love Me Tender:
Drink Her Pretty’s trails are sweet
hope you brought a lot of DEET
it’s so curvy, it’s so long
cause it’s a fucking marathon
Note from the Hare: No need to fear, Let their be BEER!!
What: Sembach Hash annual Bad Durkheim Wurst Festival take over.
Hares : Squeaky Queen
Where: The square in front of the Bad D train Station
When: 17 Sept 2016
There will only be one trail, a walking trail led by Squeaky Queen and possibly Donkey.
We will be departing from Kaiserslautern HBF @12:32. This will get us there 30 minutes early. I don’t know what trains get you to KTown before this time, you will need to look them up.
If you are driving, meet in the square in front of the Bad D train station. If you aren’t driving, meet in the square in front of the Bad D train station.
Landstuhl Train Departing @ 1218 – does not use the same Train as Kaiserslautern, however you will be catching the same train in Neustadt. Or you can always catch an earlier train to K-town and ride with the group. On On.
Last train back to Ktown is 23:36, I don’t recommend that you wait that long.