Sembach Hash 817 Winter Solstice…brrrrr


16th Amazing Sembach HHH Winter Solstice Hash!
HASH#: something something – a whole lot of numbers
WHEN: Sun 21 Dec 2013
TIME: NOTE — 1500/3:00PM Hare away at 1530 sharp!
COST: $5/5 euro
LOCATION: Jettenbach. (of course!) Jettenbach Sportsplatz
TRAIL : A – A Enjoy TP’s shortest trail ever on the shortest day of the year. Distance 5K
HARE: Teacher’s Pet
Bring: Your sexy Bellybuttons! TP finally has disco balls to give away! dry clothes for after, pagan clothes or no clothes at all! and any weird pagan-fu you want to bring with you, a lighting device, holly, halls, jingle bells, batman smells, Robin laid and egg. jingle balls.

Featuring:wild boars, scenic views of the beautiful christmas lights of thelittle town of Jettenbach, shot stop, beer stop. And NO, this won’t be a typical Teacher’s Pet marathon trail. True trail for hashers/wankers should be about 45 minutes – 5K. Warm, comfy circle in TP’s Haus.

Immediate On after: Perhaps some food at the Jettenbach Sportzplatz restaurant – good cheap schnitzel, beer, pizza, etc.!

Other useless crap: The start is at the Jettenbach sportsplatz

Buy a map. ..

Austraße 23
66887 Jettenbach
49.529300, 7.564638

Or read directions below:

From the Kaiserslautern area

1. A6 from everywhere – get to Kaiserslautern

2. Exit A6 at the “Opel Exit” direction Lauterecken/Siegelbach

3. Stay on this priority road for a long way…direction Weilerbach

4. go past Siegelbach – road splits, stay left direction Weilerbach

5. go past Weilerbach (do not exit priority road to go into Weilerbach)

6. At the first roundabout (mackenbach Roundabout) exit direction “Schwedelbach/Kusel

7. drive approx 2km. At bottom of the hill turn right into “Schwedelbach”

8. Stay on the priority rd as you enter Schwedelbach…

9. at first major intersection in Schwedelbach turn left – direction “Kollweiler”

10. Follow this priority road…about 2 km, very curvy (we love curves!)

11. at the yield sign, turn right – direction marked “Kusel/Kollweiler”

12. Just as you enter Kollweiler the road splits – the priority road bears right into Kollweiler…but YOU DON’T. Head straight (left), up the hill –yellow sign reads Kusel/Jettenbach

13. after approx 4 curvy Kilometers you will enter Jettenbach.
Stay on the main road until it ends at a “T” stop in center of town

14. Turn right at “T” – follow priority road direction through town (direction Rothselberg/Wolfstein) After about 500 meters the road curves to the left and leaves town — you don’t! Stay “straight” and head to the sportzplatz at the end of the little road. Park here!

17. Call TP/BooBoo if lost: Cell 0151-15558423 / Home: 06381-9966299

Questions or just wanna get your bellybutton licked. Contact TP.
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental”

See ya!
Teacher’s PeT

Sembach Hash & Full Moon 813


For the Hash: The weather maybe cold, maybe wet, so bring extra clothes, shoes, socks, whatever floats your boat. .
***Don’t forget to dress for the weather, so bring your hoodies, shiggy socks and pants if needed, there will be trail!!***

Talstraße 15, 66862 Kindsbach
GPS: 49.412678, 7.609903

Apries Trail:
Decided at End Circle!!

Head to address above, keep going straight towards the pond and to the parking lot next to it. See you there

Sembach 13 Down Downs


Here’s the details/reminders:

Friday: Prelube in Landstuhl at Oscar’s at 1900
Kaiserstraße 42, 66849 Landstuhl
06371 6123684
It’s buy your own drinks, find your own crash space (Saturday find your own crash space too…)
Saturday is the Down Downs Day, YAY!
Wear Ugly sweaters if you have them!
Don’t forget your *brand new, unwrapped* kid’s toy (up to age 12, no “weapons”) for the Toys for Tots! Bring them to the meet place at the big parking lot outside the Homburg Hbf at 1300-1330/1pm-1:30pm
We will officially start trail at 1400 from Homburg Hbf parking area and end in Kaiserslautern. (***Or use the attached to meet on the Prelube train to the start of 13 Down Downs. -As long as you’ve registered and paid this trip is covered butt must meet us at your stop on this schedule since Easily will have the group tickets.) **There’s 13 drink stops; prelube at your own risk!!!**
There’s a “Who’s Cumming” list posted in the event or check it out here:
Haven’t rego’d? Well you missed the gimmies butt we still want you to CUM!  – REGO DEADLINE IS FRIDAY MIDNIGHT IN GERMANY.-
PayPal 15€ to, or hand over to mismanagement (listed as those to blame at bottom of this message) and rego here ->
And here’s what folks are bringing already for Down Downs ->
If you ordered a 13 Down Downs hoodie, and didn’t coordinate otherwise, your hoodie will be at check in.
On-after – suggestions are on the pamphlet you’ll get at check in butt usually folks stick around K-town or split up as they choose to head back to their towns.
Who to blame/harass with questions??? MIMB, Easily Satisifed, If the Glove Fits – Cum In It, Leg-O My Mom, Gay Ho, Soccer Mom Tom Tom, and M.C. [I bring the Holiday spirit] Pants.


Old News:
This year the 12 Down-down’s committee scrapped the past tradition of twelve DDs for thirteen DDs. this was decided for a few reasons. First because the event is on the 13th December, second is because it’s the thirteenth year (probably not true), third is because I was born with 13 toes and lastly 12 down-downs wasn’t enough for our drunk asses so we added one (there might be another reason but i forgot).

This year the event committee is dedicated to give you the best yuletide activities and holiday merriment.

We are asking for hashers to sponsor a down-down stop on trail (we will have 12 of them for you all to host ☺). If you’re up for it please PM me (MIMB)

Stay tuned for more

Looks like we’re starting in Homburg (1400) and ending in Kaiserslautern (1000)




See who’s coming.


Sembach Hash 811 – *unning of the Moms

for the love of beer mom

Attention Wankers and Wanketts

Lego my Mom and Soccer Mom Tom Tom will be hosting the most outrageous, under rated Hash of the month.

Lego my Mom will be hosting all YOU, at his humble abode (whether he knows it or not). Therefore he (I) requests that YOU contribute to the debaucheries to be had.

What: Hash, Low Country Boil, and PJ Party Sleep over

Signup: Please signup to help with dishes, drinks, and cooking/cleanup crew. If
you have a friendly house trained pet they are welcome, but please indicate on the signup sheet.

How: If you plan on crashing, and we all know you want to, please indicate on the sign up sheet;

Sleepover: Bring air mattress, pillows and sleeping bags. Also a towel to cleanup with and a change of clean clothes would be nice as well, or you might be left to camp out in the shed.

For the Hash: The weather maybe cold, maybe wet, so bring extra clothes, shoes, socks, whatever floats your boat. If you sleep over see notes above. Don’t forget to dress for the weather, so bring your hoodies, shiggy socks and pants if needed, there will be trail!!

How: Get here by any means necessary. The house is not located very close to a train station, so you will need to get a ride or drive. As stated before, if you want to crash just signup.

When: 22 Nov 2014, Saturday (2pm)

Errections: Head down A6 towards Paris. Take the Waldmore Exit, not the gas station one, the one after. Take a right at the intersection. Head straight for 2k , then take a left at the Bechhofen sign. Navigate through Legos village until you reach a grocery store and hang a left there. Follow the road until you exit the village and take a left after the bus stop. Take the immediate left heading up hill. Head up about 200m and go right at the form. His house is the first on the right.

***Note*** This is a good time to bring some cash, the haberdashery is stored at this

Sembach Hash 812 – Turkey Trot

93512h_turkey trot logoWhat? The Sembach Hash House Harrier’s Turkey Trot

Where: Wiesbaden – Breckenheim

When: Saturday, November 29th, 2:00pm

Why? The Army would like you think that for once in Sembach’s 15 year history, it was NOT a fluke that they actually beat the Air Force in our annual football game! Regardless of the outcome, we can all enjoy some turkey afterwards, and a freshly cooked, make-to-order omelette courtesy of Helicunter should you stay until Sunday morning!

What to Bring: Whatever appetizer, dessert, or side dish you signed up for. Also, the hashers requesting crash space should come prepared with sleeping bags and air mattresses, as our guest beds and couches are quickly filling up!

Hares: Biscut Bitch and Landing Strip

Hairline: Contact Biscuit Bitch if you plan on attending.

Sembach Hash 810?

***Mystery Hare Hash***

What: We don’t know. It’s been ages since this has occurred. In fact, has this ever happened? Join Sembach for what appears to be a mystery of beer proportion.
When: 08 Nov, 2014 @ 1400 hrs

Bring: Cold weather gear, rain gear, shoes, change of clothes, a thirst for Beer and other beverages to be consumed.

Where: Eisenbahnstraße 14
66892 Bruchmühlbach-Miesau

Why: Do I really need to point out that the fact you are reading this, so obviously you have some interest in this these shenanigans that might occur. And you might not be actually doing anything, so come out and hash. OnOn

How: Find a ride, walk, run, take a bus, taxi.

Sembach Full Moon (__|__)

Sembach Full Moon Hash
Don’t Cum on my flashlight Hash!!!
Hare: If the Glove Fits Cum in It
When: 06 Novermber 2014 @ 1900 (7pm)
HHHey you wanks, the night of the month when we decide to be extra adventurous and hash is here! That’s right, the Full Moon is upon us. 

Where: Trail will begin from the soccer field in Haupstuhl village (GPS coordinates have been posted) and will promptly begin at 7:00 pm due to lack of the fact that the sun’s batteries are starting to go out sooner. In case some of you still need a reminder make sure you bring a source of light (torch, flashlight, flashBANG, rave sticks, fairy lights, etc.) some warm and waterproof clothing, extra shoes, extra clothes (optional) and a thrust for beer! 

Directions from the train station are as follow: go south of the train station until you hit Kaiserstraße and make a left turn. Cross and follow the road until you come to you hit a road called Heidenfelsstraße and make a right. Continue on the road and keep left at the fork in the road to finally arrive at the soccer field where the street ends. Total walk is about 13 mins.
GPS – 49.396047,7.492311


no-beer-no-peaceWhat: World Peace Through Beer Sembach Hash. Enjoy what the world has to offer along with Hash House Harriers kennels worldwide. Celebrated on your closest hashing day to Oct. 24, United Nations Day.

When: 25 Oct, 2014 @ 1400 hrs

Bring: Your Favorite Beer and a Lawn Chair!!! What does that mean? To ensure stability throughout the World, one must bring a six pack of beer hopefully something new and enjoyable to share with the Hash. You may also want to Dress for the weather, it seems Germany is starting to cool off, bug spray, rain gear, shoes, change of clothes, a thirst for Beer and other beverages to be consumed.

Where: Landstuhl Banhof (backside of Train Station) GPS Coordinates: 49.416551, 7.564965


Train – From the Train station platform exit down the stairs, head right, exit out of the tunnel, hang an immediate left and walk about 100 feet, bear left again to an empty parking lot.
Car – Turn down the street in front of McDonald’s, follow to intersection by Enterprise Rental, continue straight for about 200m until you have reached the On In.


Why: If there is no WPTB hash, there could be catastrophic consequences for such an event to not occur.

How: Find a ride, walk, run, take a bus, taxi.

Hares: Cunt Dracula, MIMB, and possibly a mystery hare!!!!

Message in My Butt-hole BBQ mad DASH!!!

What: Mostly flat, shiggy free trail, and of course a Sembach Circle. What more could you want?

When: 11 Oct, 2014 @ 1400 hrs

Bring: Bug Spray, rain gear, shoes, change of clothes, a thirst for Beer and other beverages to be consumed.

Where: 116 Pirmasensers Strasse, Kaiserslautern

Why: Cause we said so!!!

How: Find a ride, walk, run, take a bus, taxi.