Sembach Hash 811 – *unning of the Moms

for the love of beer mom

Attention Wankers and Wanketts

Lego my Mom and Soccer Mom Tom Tom will be hosting the most outrageous, under rated Hash of the month.

Lego my Mom will be hosting all YOU, at his humble abode (whether he knows it or not). Therefore he (I) requests that YOU contribute to the debaucheries to be had.

What: Hash, Low Country Boil, and PJ Party Sleep over

Signup: Please signup to help with dishes, drinks, and cooking/cleanup crew. If
you have a friendly house trained pet they are welcome, but please indicate on the signup sheet.

How: If you plan on crashing, and we all know you want to, please indicate on the sign up sheet;

Sleepover: Bring air mattress, pillows and sleeping bags. Also a towel to cleanup with and a change of clean clothes would be nice as well, or you might be left to camp out in the shed.

For the Hash: The weather maybe cold, maybe wet, so bring extra clothes, shoes, socks, whatever floats your boat. If you sleep over see notes above. Don’t forget to dress for the weather, so bring your hoodies, shiggy socks and pants if needed, there will be trail!!

How: Get here by any means necessary. The house is not located very close to a train station, so you will need to get a ride or drive. As stated before, if you want to crash just signup.

When: 22 Nov 2014, Saturday (2pm)

Errections: Head down A6 towards Paris. Take the Waldmore Exit, not the gas station one, the one after. Take a right at the intersection. Head straight for 2k , then take a left at the Bechhofen sign. Navigate through Legos village until you reach a grocery store and hang a left there. Follow the road until you exit the village and take a left after the bus stop. Take the immediate left heading up hill. Head up about 200m and go right at the form. His house is the first on the right.

***Note*** This is a good time to bring some cash, the haberdashery is stored at this

Sembach Hash 812 – Turkey Trot

93512h_turkey trot logoWhat? The Sembach Hash House Harrier’s Turkey Trot

Where: Wiesbaden – Breckenheim

When: Saturday, November 29th, 2:00pm

Why? The Army would like you think that for once in Sembach’s 15 year history, it was NOT a fluke that they actually beat the Air Force in our annual football game! Regardless of the outcome, we can all enjoy some turkey afterwards, and a freshly cooked, make-to-order omelette courtesy of Helicunter should you stay until Sunday morning!

What to Bring: Whatever appetizer, dessert, or side dish you signed up for. Also, the hashers requesting crash space should come prepared with sleeping bags and air mattresses, as our guest beds and couches are quickly filling up!

Hares: Biscut Bitch and Landing Strip

Hairline: Contact Biscuit Bitch if you plan on attending.

Sembach Hash 810?

***Mystery Hare Hash***

What: We don’t know. It’s been ages since this has occurred. In fact, has this ever happened? Join Sembach for what appears to be a mystery of beer proportion.
When: 08 Nov, 2014 @ 1400 hrs

Bring: Cold weather gear, rain gear, shoes, change of clothes, a thirst for Beer and other beverages to be consumed.

Where: Eisenbahnstraße 14
66892 Bruchmühlbach-Miesau

Why: Do I really need to point out that the fact you are reading this, so obviously you have some interest in this these shenanigans that might occur. And you might not be actually doing anything, so come out and hash. OnOn

How: Find a ride, walk, run, take a bus, taxi.

Sembach Full Moon (__|__)

Sembach Full Moon Hash
Don’t Cum on my flashlight Hash!!!
Hare: If the Glove Fits Cum in It
When: 06 Novermber 2014 @ 1900 (7pm)
HHHey you wanks, the night of the month when we decide to be extra adventurous and hash is here! That’s right, the Full Moon is upon us. 

Where: Trail will begin from the soccer field in Haupstuhl village (GPS coordinates have been posted) and will promptly begin at 7:00 pm due to lack of the fact that the sun’s batteries are starting to go out sooner. In case some of you still need a reminder make sure you bring a source of light (torch, flashlight, flashBANG, rave sticks, fairy lights, etc.) some warm and waterproof clothing, extra shoes, extra clothes (optional) and a thrust for beer! 

Directions from the train station are as follow: go south of the train station until you hit Kaiserstraße and make a left turn. Cross and follow the road until you come to you hit a road called Heidenfelsstraße and make a right. Continue on the road and keep left at the fork in the road to finally arrive at the soccer field where the street ends. Total walk is about 13 mins.
GPS – 49.396047,7.492311


no-beer-no-peaceWhat: World Peace Through Beer Sembach Hash. Enjoy what the world has to offer along with Hash House Harriers kennels worldwide. Celebrated on your closest hashing day to Oct. 24, United Nations Day.

When: 25 Oct, 2014 @ 1400 hrs

Bring: Your Favorite Beer and a Lawn Chair!!! What does that mean? To ensure stability throughout the World, one must bring a six pack of beer hopefully something new and enjoyable to share with the Hash. You may also want to Dress for the weather, it seems Germany is starting to cool off, bug spray, rain gear, shoes, change of clothes, a thirst for Beer and other beverages to be consumed.

Where: Landstuhl Banhof (backside of Train Station) GPS Coordinates: 49.416551, 7.564965


Train – From the Train station platform exit down the stairs, head right, exit out of the tunnel, hang an immediate left and walk about 100 feet, bear left again to an empty parking lot.
Car – Turn down the street in front of McDonald’s, follow to intersection by Enterprise Rental, continue straight for about 200m until you have reached the On In.


Why: If there is no WPTB hash, there could be catastrophic consequences for such an event to not occur.

How: Find a ride, walk, run, take a bus, taxi.

Hares: Cunt Dracula, MIMB, and possibly a mystery hare!!!!

Message in My Butt-hole BBQ mad DASH!!!

What: Mostly flat, shiggy free trail, and of course a Sembach Circle. What more could you want?

When: 11 Oct, 2014 @ 1400 hrs

Bring: Bug Spray, rain gear, shoes, change of clothes, a thirst for Beer and other beverages to be consumed.

Where: 116 Pirmasensers Strasse, Kaiserslautern

Why: Cause we said so!!!

How: Find a ride, walk, run, take a bus, taxi.