What: 2nd Anal Erzenhausen Kilt Run. I have come up with a completely new trail with no uphill but a couple of drinking stops.
When: 16:00/4 pm, Saturday, July 14th
Where: Erzenhausen, In der Klamm 2
Use this adress for your GPS and park close by then walk up the hill with the war monument to the sports ground
Who: The Hometown Boys Double Dickhead & Quick Sink
Why: It’s time for a triple event of epic proportions.
This time we will celebrate the second installement of the Erzenhausen Kilt Run plus my 30th Birthday and it’s time for Hash Erections.
Bring: 5€/5$, your kilt since it’s kilt run, your thirst for beer, shigyy socks, a flash light (maybe you’ll need it this time)
Hares: Teachers Pet
What: Anal Summer Solstice Hash
When: 1900 (7pm wanks) 21 June 2018 ***Thursday***
Bring: Virgins, $5 or 5 Euro hash cash, *unning apparel and your thirst for beer. Don’t forget to bring your low expectations.
Where: Austraße 23, 66887 Jettenbach, Deutschland
GPS: 449°31’46.5″N 7°33’53.0″E
How: Car pool, walk, run, horseback
When:; 19 May 2018 @ 1600
Where: Von-Richthofen-Straße 11, 66849 Landstuhl (Big Parking Lot)
Bring: $10 or 10 Euro for Beer and Donations & extra Euros (donations) for some delicious red Hurricanes
The God of Sex and sometimes Free Beer(when the beermeister is present) has called upon the Demi Gods and lesser kind to raise virgins for hash sacrifice and visitors to entertain us as we raise money to help Make a Wish (of Sex) for those less fortunate!!
On-Start is the large parking lot located near the Stadthalle of Landstuhl not far from Oscars. (Same place as Putin’s Bloody Mary bar for those that remember) 49.4133751,7.5697595.
So don your red dress and show up to the town that has taken so much dignity from a few of us!
I, the God of Sex and free beer have deemed this trail kid friendly(only on trail), dog friendly, Sex friendly(even if you’re Jack), and Baron friendly(if you like to fuck yourself).
This will be a 10€ trail (5 for beer and 5 for Sex…. I mean charity). Please feel free to donate anything else you desire to make others fantasies…. I mean Wishes come true.
ON-ON to the Red Dress .Un.
Yes, you heard it right! Your two favorite Harrietts, Just In Beaver and 20 Pound Pussy, are invading Sembach. Cum join us for a spectacular trail, guaranteed fulfill your wildest fantasies.
When: Saturday, April 21, 2018 at 4:00pm.
Where: Hochspeyer Banhof
What to bring?: 5 Euros/$5, extra liver, thirst for alcohol. vessel. Virgins. Hot virgins.
Lost? Look for Hashers looking for Hashers. Do not call Pussy.