16 Apr 2003  # 159 – Full Moon – Neukauf, Bruchmuhlbach

What a beautiful day for a HASH !!  16 of us showed up in Bruchmuhlbach at 1900 hrs, just to drink and throw the Frisbee’s around, while waiting for it to get dark. All we needed was a grill <hint, hint>  Future Full Moon’s during our ‘daylight savings time’ HASH schedule will be later…usually about 2100 hrs….when it’s dark and you can see and really appreciate the moon in all it’s fullness.  Anyway, those that didn’t show missed out on a good trail and good times.

We met our virgin, Just Brian, (didn’t catch his last name) and our ‘two-timin’ visitor, Just Bekk (i) who can’t spell her own name…obviously a natural-born HASHer.  Welcome and welcome back and keep cumming and cumming and cumming…. We also met Oral Instructor, who seems to only HASH every other month or so, but it’s always a pleasure, for TP, when she cums.

We then met our hares, I Love The Cock and Pierce It.  We had them assume the position for blessing and sent them on their way.

I guess there was a warm up and some trail marking explanations (lotta good it did, since the hares didn’t include all marks in the ‘chalk-talk’).

The trail took the pack thru town with a check-back and then up into the wooded hills.  There was a bier stop, some boob checks, naughty checks, clothing checks and some barking dogs.  Someone also claimed to have seen a wolf, but that person never took her face out of another HASHers pants, so we think she may have been mistaken…or it was Precious. 

BVB was the FRB as he came sweating in to the ON-IN, huffing and puffing, glistening so silkily…he must have been thinking about masturbating again.  I say, some guys and their fantasies about fat women and horses.  Just Bekki and Spits (Spittin’ Fire or Spitfire, she’s not sure) raced in.  Only to find that Catch-Her had been talking and not signed in, so he was awarded the AEC.  Good thing he likes asses on his face.  Wait, don’t we all ??

Since Catch-Her finally brought the Hashit, we awarded it to CLAUS….just for being the quintisential CLAUS.

We had almost everyone in for various violations like not wearing HASH attire, not having a whistle, not having a bottle-opener (all requirements when attending our HASH).  We even had our Virgin drink out of his very new-looking shoe, and since virgin’s can’t be totally blamed for not knowing our traditions, his sponsor, Dolphin Safe Tuna drank out of his other shoe….yummy.

We took a moment and drank a down-down for our friends and family in harms way in Iraq and other countries.

Finally the night ended with our traditional Swing Low followed by the polska version.

We still need more HASHers to hare some trails…we need variety.  Ask to co-hare with one of our experienced hares to get the required experience and learn the in’s and out’s and up’s and down’s of laying a great trail.  Huhuh, I said ‘lay’.

Remember, you must always bring to the HASH your latest longevity award and once named you must also have a whistle.