25 January 2003 # 150 – 911 Pub Crawl
We had an excellent showing for Just Big Tits, I mean, Just Heather’s naming. Cause that was the reason we threw this 911 Pub Crawl together. I think everyone who’s seen them would agree it was WELL worth it.
Anyway, we met at the K-Town Hauptbahnhof Bar, as usual. Just so you know, all our pub crawls start there.
.Cum was supposed to hare with Golden, but didn’t show, so Precious stepped up to help ‘take care’ of Just Heather….again.
Pierce It decided it would be best to do the naming there, before we walked around K-town in the cold, etc. So we did.
And so, henceforth and forever more, in HASHes around the world, even in Okinawa (where she’s going) Just Heather will be known as Got the Clap! If you weren’t there, ask her for her version of why she was named such a cool name.
We also met 3 virgins, Just Oscar, Just Shauna and Just Amber. Welcome and we hope you had fun.
We then sent our hares out into the cold and followed shortly after. They did a great job of finding us some really small and smoky bars, and even some that were really expensive. We should have them hare more often. At least we didn’t spend all night walking around in the cold looking for bars, instead of warming up inside them. Good job, that’s how a pub crawl should be crawled.
There were a few HASHers who earned some longevity awards, but we don’t usually do ‘official’ HASH stuff on pub crawls, so we’ll get you next time….if you have done the necessary sexual favor for Pierce It, cause he’s handling the haberdashery while Golden is on vacation. Vacation? From the HASH, as if. How lame!
More info for those who haven’t been to one of our pub crawls yet….you don’t pay the usual $5, but you pay for your own drinks along the way. And it is a trail with HASH and chalk markings to follow.
Some trail tales: Some child-molester-type-named-HASHer was macking on several non-male HASHers….what a stud!
I Love the Cock was kicking ass at foosball. Fortunately, All Tied Up & No One to Blow is a good sport and likes her women on top!
We met a fairly newly arrived HASHer from Osan, Nutcracker, and hope she will cum out with us regularly.
Do what you can to keep bringing virgins to our HASH. Fresh meat, although tasty, sweet and good to eat is good for you….and our HASH.
We need more of you that have been with us for 10 or more HASHes to start haring some trails…we need variety. Ask to co-hare with one of our experienced hares to get the required experience and learn the in’s and out’s and up’s and down’s of laying a great trail.
Remember, you must always bring to the HASH your latest longevity award and once named you must also have a whistle.
Everyone needs to wear some type of HASH attire….even if you have to borrow a shirt from someone else. Remember, Golden Flow has shirts for sale.
1 February 2003 # 151 – Queidersbach Sportszentrum
Is it winter? Or what?? Wow, it was cold!! But at least we had sunshine. Our RA’s were not with us (what a surprise) they must have had to use all 2 inches of manhood between them to please the goat-screw gods that gave us that little bit of warmth.
We met at the Queidersbach Sportszentrum for the annual Teachers Pet-Queidersbach Sportszentrum-trail. Nice, but long. At least they did right by us on our 151st trail, they had some Baccardi 151 at the ‘Bear Near’.
We met our 2 virgins, Just Sean and Just Colleen. Oh, and Oral Instructor honored us with her presence for her semi-annual HASH. Hi, OI.
Nutcracker visited us again. Thanx for the support. Whenever you want to be abducted by us, let us know.
And now for some trail talk:
There were a few grumbling guys when they had to provide entertainment to passers-by at the package check on the side of the road. There were also a few laughing harriettes. I’m sure the passers-by would have preferred the boob check there, but that’s just my opinion…..I like boobs !
Another point of interest we were too cold to mention at the down-down was that the hares couldn’t count. BOTH their check-backs were off. The first one by one and the second by three. A counting note to future hares, when you write the CB69, don’t count that, but do count every HASH dollop back from that….unless you throw HASH next to the CB69, then you count it. I’m probably wasting my time, as HASHers can’t do numbers too good, that’s why we’re always late….’cause time has numbers in it.
We didn’t have any longevity awardees. I did get the small bells tho, but forgot to give them out. Remind me next HASH to pay you all what we owe you. Not sure when we’ll get the streamers in. Oh, and I’ve got a few shirts left, as well as 3 HASH mugs with lights and lots of colored bumper stickers.
Anyway, we had one name awarded. Just Rebeca, being a seafood ‘lover’, was named ‘Dolphin Safe Tuna’.
There were 3 individuals who were smarter than the rest of us, and showed up while we were on trail (so they didn’t run, but got credit for showing up, does that suck or what??) .Cum, Mount Her In The Rear and Back Door Wreck.
BVB was our FRB and EZ was the AEC. Wow, just a few abbreviations for us, eh?
I Blows Weblos earned the HASHit for a couple reasons not important enough to type.
We ended with a moment of silence and a down-down for our comrades in harms-way and the shuttle Columbia astronauts. Things are getting crazy in the world again, please be careful and make sure all your ‘affairs’ are in order…you never know what might happen or when.
Swing Low was just that and we went off to warmer pastures/bathtubs/beds.
We need more of you that have been with us for 10 or more HASHes to start haring some trails…we need variety. Ask to co-hare with one of our experienced hares to get the required experience and learn the in’s and out’s and up’s and down’s of laying a great trail.
15 February 2003 #152- Landstuhl
Good day, eh, and welcome to our album….or HASH. And we had a stunning 35 HASHers out on this sunny Saturday. Not 35 stunning HASHers, but there were a few. It was cold, but the trail warmed us up…with lots of BOOB checks and Naughty checks. It’s a good thing we like BOOBs !! We even had a nun flash us. Talk about a weird trail.
We met at some hidden parking lot in Landstuhl.
We met our HASHers, including some visitors (Tinkle Toes), back-sliders (Tinkle Balls, GITH and Just Pam) and 6, count ‘em, 6 virgins (Just Vicki, Just Zeke, Just Jason, Just Jeremy, Just Elaine and Just Leslie).
The trail was long, longer than all 3 of the Hares manhood’s put together, and poorly marked (especially at intersections or direction changes), but as was mentioned earlier, there were LOTS of BOOB checks, so we survived to the ON IN.
We ended
with a very short Swing Low.
We
need more of you that have been with us for 10 or more HASHes to start
haring some trails…we need variety. Ask to co-hare with one of our
experienced hares to get the required experience and learn the in’s and
out’s and up’s and down’s of laying a great trail.
Remember, you must always bring to the HASH your latest longevity award and once named you must also have a whistle.
Everyone
needs to wear some type of HASH attire….even if you have to borrow a shirt
from someone else. Remember, Golden Flow has shirts for sale.
I Blows Weblos – Blue (20) streamer A few
Mount Her in the Rear – overdue 5-bell
Urine Sodomy – overdue 5-bell
Thanks to all 15 who showed up for our February Full Moon HASH. I think the ‘implied threat’ of the Hill from Hell at night may have scared some away…..lazy-lamers. The night started cloudy, but cleared up as we drank more beer. Amazing how that works, eh?!! It was still cold, duh. Sure can’t wait for the Spring and Summer to get here.
We were worried there wouldn’t be any BOOBs on trail, but even if the Harriettes hadn’t shown up, we had planned to use BVB, .Cum and W3 with their ‘man-boobs’. Wouldn’t have been as nice, but I was Haring and wouldn’t have had to see ‘em anyway. Regardless, we were saved with some estrogen-toten hotties to warm the night.
Anyway, we met our visitors from Bitburg, ala Osan (PIMP and Phil My Cavities) and Nutcracker showed up as we were getting started. We also had a virgin, Just Mike, who got some B-40 action from All Tied Up prior to the trail. We saw the dome light go out and the car start rockin’.
The trail wasn’t too long, Pierce It hates to *un and hates the cold more. It didn’t go up the hill, for those of you chickens who didn’t show. And the trail nearly doubled back on itself so closely that a few of the Hounds spotted the Hares going down the hill and tried to snare them….to no avail. They missed the Beer Neer, too bad for them. They also missed the cool slide under the bridge that was so awesome that Tinkle Toes shredded his sweats on it. Since I didn’t get to see it, I hope they all had fun with my new mark, the Naughty-Moon check. In honor of the full moon, HASHers have to stand in the naughty circle with their pants down, thus ‘mooning’ the next HASHer, who then gets the honor of spanking that bare-ass moon…..naughtily. Yahoo !! You’re welcome.
7-Year Itch – Blue (20) streamer A few
15 March 2003 # 155 – Red Devil Sportsplatz
WOW, I counted 47 green-dressed HASHers on this beautiful Saturday in Germany !! Spring is definitely here. Great to see everyone cum out and support our annual Green Dress *un. We need to keep W3 out there with the goats and sheep so we can keep the nice weather…is that how he hurt his shoulder??
Well, after some logistical problems, we relocated our start to just outside the gates of the Red Devil Sportsplatz (remember, something with a gate is probably not public). Anyway, we met our visitors from Wurzburg, and our virgins ( I think there were 7, but I can’t count that high, so EZ helped me use my penises to go past 5…phew, good thing there weren’t more virgins).
We then introduced our Hares and sent them on their way. My aching penisi, it was a long f*cking trail. Another point about being on trail for 2+ hours without shlong support, don’t. I remember that the trail was 2 old trails combined. I was pissed off by the time I got to the Irish House when some loser shut the trunk on the beer stop…after being told not to by the GM. Then I ran right by the beer stop at the guest house….I was so delirious from missing the previous beer I couldn’t do anything but plod along and hope for the end of that 2 ½ hour trail. Let this be a lesson to future hares of what NOT to do. The normal trail should last one hour and have one beer stop and be well marked so we don’t get lost. An interesting note from the trail was that Just Pam, who was supposed to get named, fell off the log and into the creek/stream and lost her glasses. I found them and fished them out, but she was a bit chilled and didn’t finish the trail. She and her virgin made it to Catch-Her’s place and accosted his son. Can you say 2 on 1 action ?!
Visitors, thanx for cumming out with us. If you want to be abducted by us, let us know. You won’t earn any of our longevity awards until you do, sorry.
We awarded several HASHers for not having any life outside the HASH, see below, and thanx for the support.
BVB was our FRB, again and I don’t remember who was the AEC.
We didn’t award the HASHit because we didn’t have it and just didn’t care to do it.
We did name 3 of our family, tho. Just Meg became Batcave, something about a dark hole, hidden from sight but used a lot by ‘vehicles’ going in and out very fast. Just Amber became Spittin’-Fire, or something like that, not sure why….a red-head with a burning discharge, someone said. And lastly, Just Gary became WWF (Whipped by a Wicked Female), self-explanatory.
We bade farewell to Urine Sodomy, who is exiting the military and going to Omaha….good luck !
We couldn’t do a down-down to our comrades in harm’s way/deployed because we ran out of bier. I think everyone understood my opinion of what we had as back-up-bier. We won’t let that happen again. Please think of them and if so inclined, say a prayer for their safe return.
We still need more HASHers to start haring some trails…we need variety. Ask to co-hare with one of our experienced hares to get the required experience and learn the in’s and out’s and up’s and down’s of laying a great trail.
Remember, you must always bring to the HASH your latest longevity award and once named you must also have a whistle.
Everyone needs to wear some type of HASH attire….even if you have to borrow a shirt from someone else. Remember, Golden Flow has shirts for sale.
NOTES:
We change to our summer hours next month. We meet at 1600 hours every Saturday starting in April. Plan for it.
I Love The Cock – 10 – black streamer
Windows NT – 20 – blue streamer
It’s Not My Bag, Baby – 25-bell
Catch Her in the Thighs – 30 – orange streamer
Violators
Lots
18 March 2003 #156 Full Moon - The Blarney Stone, Landstuhl
5 of us showed up and *an this month’s Full Moon trail. A few others showed up during and after….just to drink bier (the smart ones). It was a perfect evening to be out and about the town of Landstuhl….full of possibility and intrigue. Wait, that’s from my upcumming erotic bedside novella. All in all there were 13 of us that partook in the festivities. The rest of you missed out on a good trail and good times.
We met our virgin, Just Lorenzo, introduced ourselves, blessed our hare and sent him off into the night, conducted a quick chalk-talk and finally warmed up with a rousing round of ‘Hi, my name is Bill’, which always brings out the uncoordinated-‘white-boy’-syndrome in all of us…even from our only African-American participant. Which makes me wonder if Just J is working for ‘The Brotherhood’. I’ll have to keep my eye on him because no ‘normal’ HASHer would stick their bootie in the face of All Tied Up….while she’s asleep. Anyway, being warmed up, we hit the trail.
The trail wound it’s way thru town and up to the castle and back down again. I give it a 9 out of 10, except where we stood around thinking someone had checked all possibilities, only to find we hadn’t and BVB’s ‘satellite check’ had delayed us for too long. Perfect length of trail, but without a bier stop, oh well, with only a dozen of us, we had the entire keg to ourselves at the ON-IN. We invited a couple more virgins, though they denied it we could tell they were, Just Melissa and Just Rayna. Some ‘homeless’ looking guy graced our circle with his ‘sickly’ presence and that was followed by a couple waitresses from The Blarney stepping up and doing a down-down, after telling us they sleep with their boss and are expecting a ‘promotion’ soon. We had fun, poking fun at people, did some violations and drank some bier, what else.
We awarded All Tied Up her overdue 5-bell and 10-streamer (hidden under BVB’s ‘hat’ that ATUP couldn’t reach with a ladder.
Pierce It was the FRB and Just Lorenzo (who got lost on trail and had to be retrieved by his sponsor, Just Becky) was the AEC.
Again, we didn’t award the HASHit because we didn’t have it.
We ended our circle with the traditional Swing Low followed by the Scooby-Do and Polska versions.
We still need more HASHers to hare some trails…we need variety. Ask to co-hare with one of our experienced hares to get the required experience and learn the in’s and out’s and up’s and down’s of laying a great trail. Huhuh, I said ‘lay’.
Remember, you must always bring to the HASH your latest longevity award and once named you must also have a whistle.
Everyone needs to wear some type of HASH attire….even if you have to borrow a shirt from someone else. Remember, we have shirts, stickers and bottle-openers for sale.