Sembach H3 & K.R.A.S.H. H3

Sembach Hash #1291 The Bitch and the Erection

Date: Saturday, Oct 3rd, 2026 2:00PM

Location: 49.492974, 7.844790

Members Price: €5.00 / Non-members Price: €5.00

Description:
$^🍀 SEMBACH HASH #1291 🍀THE BITCH & THE ERECTION


The Bitch & The Erection are dragging you back to Sembach for an afternoon of shiggy, questionable decisions, questionable markings, and questionable life choices.
And because apparently someone thought:
“You know what this trail needs? A fluffy bitch.” So Just Missy is helping hare this one.
What could possibly go wrong? Absolutely fucking nothing. Probably.

🟢 BRING YOUR GREEN
This Hash is going FULL GREEN.
🍀 Shamrock green
🟢 Lime green
💚 Neon green
🥒 Ugly-ass green
☘️ Whatever the hell kind of green you can find If it's green, wear it. The greener you are, the better.

🎒 BRING
🥾 Trail shoes you don't mind destroying
💦 Water / hydration
💶 Hash cash 5€
🐕 A sense of adventure
🍻 Your thirst
🤦 Your complete lack of good judgment
🟢 GREEN — LOTS OF FUCKING GREEN

🐾 SPECIAL DESTRUCTIONS
💚 GREEN IS THE THEME
Don't show up looking like you're headed to Sunday brunch. WEAR GREEN. The louder, uglier, brighter, and more ridiculous, the better.
🐕 DON'T TRUST THE FLUFFY BITCH
Just Missy may be cute.
Just Missy may be fluffy.
Just Missy may look innocent.
She isn't.
She helped hare this trail.
You've been warned.
🌲 EXPECT SHIGGY

Expect:
🌲 Trail
🌿 Shiggy
🌾 Questionable terrain
🟢 Green flour & markings
🥾 Dirty shoes
🤬 Complaints
😂 Poor decisions

The Bitch & The Erection accept zero responsibility for the condition of your footwear, clothing, dignity, or general well-being.

🥃 SIDE QUESTS AHEAD
Runners and walkers alike may encounter side quests along the trail.
Keep your eyes open.
Follow the clues.
Investigate suspicious shit.
And if you find treasure...
Well...
You found treasure.
What happens next is between you, the Hash, and whatever questionable decision-making brought you there.

🍷 REMEMBER...
THIS IS A HASH.
Bad decisions are optional.
Bad songs are inevitable.
Getting lost is part of the experience.
And if you finish the trail completely clean...
You probably weren't doing it right.

🍀 ON-ON! 🍀

The Bitch & The Erection
🐾 Takes Erection Well & Just Missy 🐾
Come for the trail.
Stay for the shiggy.
Leave with questionable memories.
ON-ON! 🍻💚