WHO: Squeaky Queen and Just Emser
WHERE: 160 Jahnstrasse (aka the Turn- u. Sportverein e.V.): take the A6 to the 270 north, get off on the first ramp and take the right towards Otterbach. Take the first left onto the K8 to Erfenbach, drive about a kilometer, then turn right onto Jahnstrasse. Drive 1.3 km to the start-parking lots are on both sides.
WHY: Because March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day! Come celebrate with the Sembach Hash House Harriers by sowing your wild seed all over the countryside!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Bring long socks, a whistle, and your favorite virgin
PICTURED: America’s first hare. Sadly the practice of laying flowering trees instead of flour did not catch on