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Month: November 2014

Sembach 13 Down Downs


Here’s the details/reminders:

Friday: Prelube in Landstuhl at Oscar’s at 1900
Kaiserstraße 42, 66849 Landstuhl
06371 6123684
It’s buy your own drinks, find your own crash space (Saturday find your own crash space too…)
Saturday is the Down Downs Day, YAY!
Wear Ugly sweaters if you have them!
Don’t forget your *brand new, unwrapped* kid’s toy (up to age 12, no “weapons”) for the Toys for Tots! Bring them to the meet place at the big parking lot outside the Homburg Hbf at 1300-1330/1pm-1:30pm
We will officially start trail at 1400 from Homburg Hbf parking area and end in Kaiserslautern. (***Or use the attached to meet on the Prelube train to the start of 13 Down Downs. -As long as you’ve registered and paid this trip is covered butt must meet us at your stop on this schedule since Easily will have the group tickets.) **There’s 13 drink stops; prelube at your own risk!!!**
There’s a “Who’s Cumming” list posted in the event or check it out here:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SwAhLoaVXTOTkDDTahV4RuLvkSmZhvVmXPLH1i29S5U/pubhtml
Haven’t rego’d? Well you missed the gimmies butt we still want you to CUM!  – REGO DEADLINE IS FRIDAY MIDNIGHT IN GERMANY.-
PayPal 15€ to nickshonk@yahoo.com, or hand over to mismanagement (listed as those to blame at bottom of this message) and rego here ->https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ihFaWWPXMwq_IqwBciu01VeIT325gHTJn0ORFkyrQo0/viewform?usp=send_form
And here’s what folks are bringing already for Down Downs ->https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vs4cNQkqui0cyx8yg1VY4Ii3IESPI_LHAsHqZrfhtoY/pubhtml.
If you ordered a 13 Down Downs hoodie, and didn’t coordinate otherwise, your hoodie will be at check in.
On-after – suggestions are on the pamphlet you’ll get at check in butt usually folks stick around K-town or split up as they choose to head back to their towns.
Who to blame/harass with questions??? MIMB, Easily Satisifed, If the Glove Fits – Cum In It, Leg-O My Mom, Gay Ho, Soccer Mom Tom Tom, and M.C. [I bring the Holiday spirit] Pants.


Old News:
This year the 12 Down-down’s committee scrapped the past tradition of twelve DDs for thirteen DDs. this was decided for a few reasons. First because the event is on the 13th December, second is because it’s the thirteenth year (probably not true), third is because I was born with 13 toes and lastly 12 down-downs wasn’t enough for our drunk asses so we added one (there might be another reason but i forgot).

This year the event committee is dedicated to give you the best yuletide activities and holiday merriment.

We are asking for hashers to sponsor a down-down stop on trail (we will have 12 of them for you all to host ☺). If you’re up for it please PM me (MIMB)

Stay tuned for more

Looks like we’re starting in Homburg (1400) and ending in Kaiserslautern (1000)





See who’s coming.



Sembach Hash 811 – *unning of the Moms

for the love of beer mom

Attention Wankers and Wanketts

Lego my Mom and Soccer Mom Tom Tom will be hosting the most outrageous, under rated Hash of the month.

Lego my Mom will be hosting all YOU, at his humble abode (whether he knows it or not). Therefore he (I) requests that YOU contribute to the debaucheries to be had.

What: Hash, Low Country Boil, and PJ Party Sleep over

Signup: Please signup to help with dishes, drinks, and cooking/cleanup crew. If
you have a friendly house trained pet they are welcome, but please indicate on the signup sheet.

How: If you plan on crashing, and we all know you want to, please indicate on the sign up sheet;

Sleepover: Bring air mattress, pillows and sleeping bags. Also a towel to cleanup with and a change of clean clothes would be nice as well, or you might be left to camp out in the shed.

For the Hash: The weather maybe cold, maybe wet, so bring extra clothes, shoes, socks, whatever floats your boat. If you sleep over see notes above. Don’t forget to dress for the weather, so bring your hoodies, shiggy socks and pants if needed, there will be trail!!

How: Get here by any means necessary. The house is not located very close to a train station, so you will need to get a ride or drive. As stated before, if you want to crash just signup.

When: 22 Nov 2014, Saturday (2pm)

Errections: Head down A6 towards Paris. Take the Waldmore Exit, not the gas station one, the one after. Take a right at the intersection. Head straight for 2k , then take a left at the Bechhofen sign. Navigate through Legos village until you reach a grocery store and hang a left there. Follow the road until you exit the village and take a left after the bus stop. Take the immediate left heading up hill. Head up about 200m and go right at the form. His house is the first on the right.

***Note*** This is a good time to bring some cash, the haberdashery is stored at this


Sembach Hash 812 – Turkey Trot

93512h_turkey trot logoWhat? The Sembach Hash House Harrier’s Turkey Trot

Where: Wiesbaden – Breckenheim

When: Saturday, November 29th, 2:00pm

Why? The Army would like you think that for once in Sembach’s 15 year history, it was NOT a fluke that they actually beat the Air Force in our annual football game! Regardless of the outcome, we can all enjoy some turkey afterwards, and a freshly cooked, make-to-order omelette courtesy of Helicunter should you stay until Sunday morning!

What to Bring: Whatever appetizer, dessert, or side dish you signed up for. Also, the hashers requesting crash space should come prepared with sleeping bags and air mattresses, as our guest beds and couches are quickly filling up!

Hares: Biscut Bitch and Landing Strip

Hairline: Contact Biscuit Bitch if you plan on attending.

Sembach Full Moon (__|__)

Sembach Full Moon Hash
Don’t Cum on my flashlight Hash!!!
Hare: If the Glove Fits Cum in It
When: 06 Novermber 2014 @ 1900 (7pm)
HHHey you wanks, the night of the month when we decide to be extra adventurous and hash is here! That’s right, the Full Moon is upon us. 

Where: Trail will begin from the soccer field in Haupstuhl village (GPS coordinates have been posted) and will promptly begin at 7:00 pm due to lack of the fact that the sun’s batteries are starting to go out sooner. In case some of you still need a reminder make sure you bring a source of light (torch, flashlight, flashBANG, rave sticks, fairy lights, etc.) some warm and waterproof clothing, extra shoes, extra clothes (optional) and a thrust for beer! 

Directions from the train station are as follow: go south of the train station until you hit Kaiserstraße and make a left turn. Cross and follow the road until you come to you hit a road called Heidenfelsstraße and make a right. Continue on the road and keep left at the fork in the road to finally arrive at the soccer field where the street ends. Total walk is about 13 mins.
GPS – 49.396047,7.492311