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Month: December 2014

Sembach Hash – Red Dress Run 816


What: Heidelberg H3 – #1070 RED DRESS RUN

When: Saturday 20 Dec 1400 – Hare(s) away no later than 1415

Hare: Takes 3 2 Make Me Cum

Why: To celebrate St. Nicholas date a bit late and enjoy a festive time of year with your hashing friends

Bring: 5 Euros, RED DRESS or RED PJs (no lingerie – this isn’t a Dirty Santa Hash), virgins, friends and your sense of humor, and warm underwear under your RED DRESS. Bring extra money for the Christmas Market.



Sembach Hash 817 Winter Solstice…brrrrr


16th Amazing Sembach HHH Winter Solstice Hash!
HASH#: something something – a whole lot of numbers
WHEN: Sun 21 Dec 2013
TIME: NOTE — 1500/3:00PM Hare away at 1530 sharp!
COST: $5/5 euro
LOCATION: Jettenbach. (of course!) Jettenbach Sportsplatz
TRAIL : A – A Enjoy TP’s shortest trail ever on the shortest day of the year. Distance 5K
HARE: Teacher’s Pet
Bring: Your sexy Bellybuttons! TP finally has disco balls to give away! dry clothes for after, pagan clothes or no clothes at all! and any weird pagan-fu you want to bring with you, a lighting device, holly, halls, jingle bells, batman smells, Robin laid and egg. jingle balls.

Featuring:wild boars, scenic views of the beautiful christmas lights of thelittle town of Jettenbach, shot stop, beer stop. And NO, this won’t be a typical Teacher’s Pet marathon trail. True trail for hashers/wankers should be about 45 minutes – 5K. Warm, comfy circle in TP’s Haus.

Immediate On after: Perhaps some food at the Jettenbach Sportzplatz restaurant – good cheap schnitzel, beer, pizza, etc.!

Other useless crap: The start is at the Jettenbach sportsplatz

Buy a map. ..

AustraĂźe 23
66887 Jettenbach
49.529300, 7.564638

Or read directions below:

From the Kaiserslautern area

1. A6 from everywhere – get to Kaiserslautern

2. Exit A6 at the “Opel Exit” direction Lauterecken/Siegelbach

3. Stay on this priority road for a long way…direction Weilerbach

4. go past Siegelbach – road splits, stay left direction Weilerbach

5. go past Weilerbach (do not exit priority road to go into Weilerbach)

6. At the first roundabout (mackenbach Roundabout) exit direction “Schwedelbach/Kusel

7. drive approx 2km. At bottom of the hill turn right into “Schwedelbach”

8. Stay on the priority rd as you enter Schwedelbach…

9. at first major intersection in Schwedelbach turn left – direction “Kollweiler”

10. Follow this priority road…about 2 km, very curvy (we love curves!)

11. at the yield sign, turn right – direction marked “Kusel/Kollweiler”

12. Just as you enter Kollweiler the road splits – the priority road bears right into Kollweiler…but YOU DON’T. Head straight (left), up the hill –yellow sign reads Kusel/Jettenbach

13. after approx 4 curvy Kilometers you will enter Jettenbach.
Stay on the main road until it ends at a “T” stop in center of town

14. Turn right at “T” – follow priority road direction through town (direction Rothselberg/Wolfstein) After about 500 meters the road curves to the left and leaves town — you don’t! Stay “straight” and head to the sportzplatz at the end of the little road. Park here!

17. Call TP/BooBoo if lost: Cell 0151-15558423 / Home: 06381-9966299

Questions or just wanna get your bellybutton licked. Contact TP.
“Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental”

See ya!
Teacher’s PeT

Sembach Hash & Full Moon 813


For the Hash: The weather maybe cold, maybe wet, so bring extra clothes, shoes, socks, whatever floats your boat. .
***Don’t forget to dress for the weather, so bring your hoodies, shiggy socks and pants if needed, there will be trail!!***

TalstraĂźe 15, 66862 Kindsbach
GPS: 49.412678, 7.609903

Apries Trail:
Decided at End Circle!!

Head to address above, keep going straight towards the pond and to the parking lot next to it. See you there