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Month: December 2015

Sembach Hash 871 – New Years Hangover Hash

hnbOn On Yankers to a New Year, which of course cums with a hangover. So mosey on out to the first Hash of the New Year, but wait, we do not have a hare. Show your love muscles and step up and be the first Hare of the Sembach New YEAR!!!
What: Hash that’s wut. I know it’s not New Year’s Day, but I am sure some of you will be nursing a hell of a hangover. What better way to get rid of those nasty 2015 blues than with an old fashioned hash with beer!!! Yey!!!
Mismanagement Meeting prior: 1200pm at Brauhaus Markt K-town.
When: 2 Jan 2016 @ 2pm
Where: Kaiserslautern HBF (train station)
Bring: Hangovers, thirst for the hair of the dog, *unning/walking shoes, warm clothes, etc….Virgins!!!!
How: Somehow, I don’t care; just make sure you are there.
On After: No clue still waiting and waiting……..possible pub crawl or just pising off!!!

Sembach Hash 866 – Last Full Moon of the Year


When: 26 Dec 2015 – 1400

Hares: Butt-his-Nut and Karda-She-Ain’t

Where : Waldfischbach Bahnhof

67714 Waldfischbach-Burgalben

Time: Start time should be 1400 at the Waldfischbach Bahnhof. I know I live far out from the Ramstein area, but it’s nice out here! There will be a car going from the station to the end (Kim K’s house) to take potluck items.

Trail: Expect shiggy.

If you would like to bring a dish or sides to share for the On-After all are welcome.

Crash space: Go to the link above to let me know if you need crash space

Sembach Hash 865 – Winter Solstice

disco-ball17th Amazing Sembach HHH Winter Solstice Hash — 22 Dec 1900 Erdesbach
HASH#: something something something- a whole lot of numbers
WHEN: Tuesday 22 Dec 2015
TIME: NOTE — 1900/7:00 PM – hare away at 1930!
COST: $5/5 euro
LOCATION: Erdesbach
TRAIL : A – B++ (On –In is a very short walk from the start) Enjoy TP’s shortest trail ever on the shortest day of the year. Distance 3-4K
HARE: Teacher’s Pet
Bring: Your sexy Bellybuttons! TP finally has disco balls to give away! dry clothes for after, pagan clothes or no clothes at all! and any weird pagan-fu you want to bring with you, a lighting device, holly, halls, jingle bells, batman smells, Robin laid and egg. jingle balls.

Featuring: wild boars, barking deer, glow stick-fu, scenic views of the beautiful christmas lights of the little town of Erdesbach, shot stop, Gluhwein stop, beer stop. And NO, this won’t be a typical Teacher’s Pet marathon trail. True trail for hashers/wankers should be about 30 minutes – 4K. Warm, comfy circle in TP’s Haus afterward

Immediate On after: BooBoo will be serving hot food and stuff in our warm Haus!

1. Get a map or buy a freaking GPS already!
2. If you have GPS the destination is:
Muhlweg 19 66887 Erdesbach
Or enter 49.574987, 7.44494

3. Otherwise follow these directions – good luck!
4. A6 from anywhere
5. Get on A62 direction Trier
6. Exit Glan-Munchweiler
7. Turn left at end of exit ramp
8. After 100 meters turn right over bridge
9. At Roundabout Follow signs for 423/Altenglan
10. Stay on 423 priority road all the way to Altenglan
11. In Altenglan stay on 423 until it runs out into 420.
12. Here you will turn right on 420 –direction Lauterecken/Bad Kreuznach.
13. Follow 420 to Erdesbach approx 3km
14. In Erdesbach turn right on Muhlweg and after approx. 200m you’ll see a small parking lot on your left Park here!

Sembach Hash 864

tosh_511_slide_poop_uncensored_640x360When: 19 Dec Sat @ 1400
Hare – Suislide
Where:Bruchmühlbach, Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
Boeswiesenstrasse 2a, 66892 Bruchmuhlbach-Miesau
D’erections- take the A6 to Miesau exit and head towards the Ammo Depot. Stay straight and park at Edeka on your right. The house is about 100 yards from there. Train runs to Miesau Bahnhof but is a .5-mile walk to on-start.
Bring – hash cash, virgins, flashlight (cuz the days are still getting shorter), food for impromptu-ish on after

Heidelburg Red Dress Run

Heidelberg Hash 1071 – Red Dress Run
Take a train, take a plane, automobile or sleigh.

When: Sunday 6 Dec @ 2pm

Where:Bahnhof Schwetzingen
Bahnhofsanlage 1, 68723 Schwetzingen, Germany

We will hare away around 1430 or sooner if it is chilly. We will have a trail, we will have BEvERages and an on after.

Hash cash 5euro and lets raise some money for our animal friends this Saint Nicholas day. All donations will go to feed cats and dogs in the area.

Questions or comments mesasage Takes 3.