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Month: July 2016

Sembach Hash #895


SEMBACH HASH 895: I Fucked A Girl Once’s ON OUT

Hares: Squeaky Queen and I Fucked A Girl Once
WHEN: 4 PM, 30 July
WHERE: Gelterswoog! Drive south on 270 and turn right into the large parking lot when you see the sign for Gelterswoog.

GPS: 49.391923,7.694184
BRING: Bug/tick spray, shiggy socks, a whistle, and your sense of humor!  $5 OR 5 EURO and a change of clothes for on after!!!
THERE WILL BE: Fun, beer, shiggy, beer, barbecue, a fond farewell to a short man, and beer
AFTERWARDS: We will most likely be making a bar push. 

Sembach Full Moon (___|___) Hash# 894

What: Full Moon Hash

Where: Henschtal parking near schutzenhaus 49.4629525,7.3994991

Hares: Takes 3 2 Make Me Cum and Dainty Paws

Why: To celebrate the full moon!

When: Meet up at 1900 and hare away by soon after – 20 July 2016

What: Bring your hash cash, your virgins, your pagan relics, a flashlight, your thirst for beer and your sense of adventure.

Trail: A to A

D’erections: From Ktown head towards A62. Take A62 towards Trier and exit Glan-Muenchweiler. Go left towards and then through Glan-Muenchweiler (stay on the priority road the whole way). Drive/ride beneath the A62 and you are almost there, stay straight and enter Henschtal. Take the first right onto Sangerstrasse and then left at the end of the block. Keep on going about 500 meters (the road will become a single track), but keep on going.

Sembach Hash #893 – Erections

clinton election
Hares:Coitus Interruptus
What:Sembach Hash of course – Erections, what does that mean? It means you have the power of choice, and your vote does actually count. So cum on out and decide who will lead this hash to victory or into the gutter. Either way, it’ll be your damn fault.
When: 16 July 16 @ 1600
Where: Miesauer Straße 58, 66901 Schönenberg-Kübelberg, Deutschland
Other: This will occur near the lake, so bring your hash attire, sun screen and bug spray!!!
Bring: $5 or 5 Euro, virgins, and thirst for beer.

Sembach Hash #892

Hares: Anatomically Incorrect Ken & Squeaky Queen

What: Sembach Freedom isn’t free *un.

When: 2 July 2016 @ 1600

Bring: $5 or 5 Euros, virgins, your thirst for Beer and your Merican spirit. ALSO SHIGGY SOCKS, HOLY SHIT BRING YOUR SHIGGY SOCKS

Where: GPS coordinates 49.491090, 7.585001


Why GPS?: I don’t know, it’s a damn parking lot. Take the L369 (ha!) north from the Mackenbach Circle, go down the big hill and turn left at the bottom. Check the picture I uploaded if you get confused.