Hash # 551 –
Saturday, 30 January 2010 - Full Wolf Moon
When: 1900 (7PM)
with Hare away at 1930ish (7:30 PM)
Location:
Siegelbach Sportsplatz
Address:
Sportheimstrasse 33, 67661 Kaiserslautern, Germany
Trail: A to A
Hares: Hermaphrodick
& anyone else who wants to hare. Volunteer now before it’s too late!
What to Bring: $5
or euros, flashlight, warm ass clothes, Virgins, change of
clothes\shoes, snow
shovel, machete,
X-ray goggles. Condoms, Flu masks, a plan to get home if you imbibe
too much…
D'erections:
From A6: Take exit
15-Kaiserslautern-West toward Lauterecken (don’t go towards OPEL)
At the roundabout,
take the 2nd exit onto the B270 ramp to Saarbrücken/A6/Lauterecken/Weilerbach
(there will be no
circle if you were on A6 going west (towards Saarbrucken))
Merge onto B270 &
take the exit toward KL-Siegelbach/Zoo/Polizei (it will be the 2nd
exit coming from
A6 going east, 1st
exit coming from A6 going west)
Merge onto K11/Opelstraße.
Drive into Siegelbach
Turn left on
Sportheimstraße. It will be the 1st street you can turn left on once
you enter town. There
is no light.
Continue on
Sportheimstrasse until it dead ends into the Sportsplatz parking lot.
There will be a 2 story
club house & 2
soccer fields. Look for hashers.
The on after will
most likely be at the small Italian/German restaurant located in the
Sportsplatz club house.
Bring euros. Also,
Insufficient Cums will have Girl Scout cookies to sell.
Lost or lonely
call Hermaphrodick at 0174-547-7149 or 06301-716-8383
Hash: #552 –
Saturday, 6 February 2010 - G's Birthday & 1st Anal Sweater Vest Hash
When: 1400 (2PM) with Hares away at 1430ish (2:30 PM)
Location: Am Marktplatz, Miesenbach
Trail: A to B
Hares: Red Headed Chicken Fucker & Coitus Interruptus
What to Bring: A sweater vest, $5 or 5 euros, condoms (you never know
what will happen),
Self-awareness,
virgins, flu masks, more virgins, fleshlight, extra Euro, warm & dry
clothes for
circle, & a
designated driver, phone number for Taxi programmed in your Cell
phone/Handy, know
where the bus stop
or Bahnhof is, or walk.
ON-After can be discussed during the Hash.
D'erections:
Take A6 & get off (hee, hee) at exit 13. Head (who said head, I'll
take some of that!) towards
Ramstein village on
the L363. After you go under the overpass & over the railroad tracks
you
will come to a round-a-bout. Take a right (first exit from
round-a-bout) onto the L356 & go to
the next
round-a-bout. Go straight (2nd exit) on through. You will pass the
Schwimmbad on your
left & go up a
hill, then pass under another overpass. Right after that, take a left
towards Miesenbach
onto Ramsteiner
Strasse. Enter the village & stay on L356 as it becomes Hauptstrasse.
Go almost all
the way through town. The L356 makes a right turn & becomes
Mackenbacker strasse, going towards
Mackenbach. Do not
take that turn. The Marktplatz is on that corner. Just past the
building on the
right is a turn for
the parkplatz, take it. There are some parking spaces on the right,
Park there.
Look for
Hashers.
Hareline: If hopelessly lost or simply want to talk dirty with someone
call...
Call Coitus Interruptus at 0151-51261911 or
Red Headed Chicken Fucker at 01703835196
