Where: Wait for
it…wait…. Kollweiler – Gosenbergerhof (NOT Jettenbach!)
Trail: A – A
Hare: Teacher’s
Pet
Bring: Virgins, dry
clothes, bellybuttons. No need for a lighting device at 1530, but
bring one if
you’re stooopid.
Featuring: Mud,
wild boars, scenic views, shot stop, beer stop, cheap-ass wine stop.
And NO,
this won’t be a
typical Teacher’s Pet marathon trail. True trail for hashers/wankers
should be
about 45 minutes –
5K.
Other useless crap:
Park carefully & carpool if you can as parking is sorta limited –
this means
you all you
polluting SUV and pickup truck owners!
On After: maybe at
the little Restaurant (Zur Tenne) in Kollweiler
Directions:
Where the hell is
Kollweiler? It’s closer than Jettenbach!
Buy a map.
GPS users punch in Hofstrasse, Kollweiler. Or read directions
below:
From the
Kaiserslautern
area:
1. A6 from
everywhere – get to Kaiserslautern
2. Exit A6 at
the “Opel Exit” direction Lauterecken/Siegelbach
3. Stay on this
priority road for a long way…direction Weilerbach
4. Go past
Siegelbach – road splits, stay left direction Weilerbach
5. Go past
Weilerbach (do not exit priority road to go into Weilerbach)
6. At the first
roundabout exit direction “Schwedelbach/Kusel
7. Drive approx
2km. At bottom of the hill turn right into “Schwedelbach”
8. Stay on the
priority rd as you enter Schwedelbach…
9. At first
major intersection in Schwedelbach turn left – direction “Kollweiler”
10. Follow this
priority road…about 2 km, very curvy (we love curves!)
11. At the yield
sign, turn right – direction marked “Kusel/Kollweiler”
12. Just as you
enter Kollweiler the road splits – the priority road bears right into
Kollweiler –
follow this
road.
13. After approx
50 meters look for Restaurant on your left (Zur Tenne) and just past
the Zur
Tenne there
is a turn to the RIGHT. Look for the bus stop here too. Green sign
says
Gosenbergerhof, street name is Hofstrasse.
14. Follow this
road straight uphill for approx 100 meters. (the road sort of splits
in two, but
don’t be
confused-both sides end up at the top)
15. Park at the
top next to the recycling bins/cemetery or just across the street.
16. And you made
it! Park carefully and carpool if you can as parking is sorta
limited.
17. Call TP/BooBoo
if lost: Cell 0151-15558423 / Home: 06385925034
Questions or just wanna get your bellybutton licked. Contact TP.
“If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of
cigarettes and a short length of hose”
