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A DRINKING CLUB WITH

A RUNNING PROBLEM

 

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We Hash every other Saturday, all Full Moons, Solstices, Equinoxes and 
specials occasions.  Click on "About Sembach HHH" for more information
on special hashes or click on the "Hash Calendar" for upcuming hashes 
not listed below.
 
Click on the "Other Hashes" Button to find other fun Hashes...
 
NEXT HASH'S D'ERECTIONS: (Join the Sembach_HHH Yahoo Group so you 
get the D'erections and other information on the Hash e-mailed to you...)
 
Be prepared for the worst...what am I, your mother?  Do you need me to dress you? I don't do breast feeding!

 

Okay, so Winnie the Pooh showed up & he brought the Blustery day with him. 

As the Hare had parts of a barn fall on one of his cars,was without power & was

concerned about trees falling on Hashers (the trail is 90% forest & there are

many trees down out his way/where the hash was to be), the FULL MOON Hash

was CANCELLED for (28 Feb 2010).  Sorry for any inconvenience, but safety first!

 

There is talk on the Yahoo Group about trying to do a Hash dinner instead. 

Check your Sembach Group messages for the Latest...

 

On On,

 

The Webmeister...

 

Sembach Wolf/Snow Full Moon Hash!!

                       

Hash: # 554 - Wolf/Snow Full Moon Hash

 

When:  Sunday, 28 Feb 2010… SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY

 

Time:  1500 (3:00 PM) – hare away at 1530 sharp!!  Note the start time wankers!                                     

 

Where:  Wait for it…wait….  Kollweiler – Gosenbergerhof (NOT Jettenbach!)

 

Trail: A – A

 

Hare:  Teacher’s Pet

 

Bring: Virgins, dry clothes, bellybuttons. No need for a lighting device at 1530, but bring one if

you’re stooopid.

 

Featuring:  Mud, wild boars, scenic views, shot stop, beer stop, cheap-ass wine stop. And NO,

this won’t be a typical Teacher’s Pet marathon trail.  True trail for hashers/wankers should be

about 45 minutes – 5K.

 

Other useless crap:  Park carefully & carpool if you can as parking is sorta limited – this means

you all you polluting SUV and pickup truck owners!

 

On After:  maybe at the little Restaurant (Zur Tenne) in Kollweiler

 

Directions:

 

Where the hell is Kollweiler? It’s closer than Jettenbach!

Buy a map. GPS users punch in Hofstrasse, Kollweiler. Or read directions below:

 

From the Kaiserslautern area: 

1.    A6 from everywhere – get to Kaiserslautern 

2.    Exit A6 at the “Opel Exit” direction Lauterecken/Siegelbach 

3.    Stay on this priority road for a long way…direction Weilerbach 

4.    Go past Siegelbach – road splits, stay left direction Weilerbach 

5.    Go past Weilerbach (do not exit priority road to go into Weilerbach) 

6.    At the first roundabout exit direction “Schwedelbach/Kusel 

7.    Drive approx 2km.  At bottom of the hill turn right into “Schwedelbach” 

8.    Stay on the priority rd as you enter Schwedelbach… 

9.    At first major intersection in Schwedelbach turn left – direction “Kollweiler”  

10.  Follow this priority road…about 2 km, very curvy (we love curves!) 

11.  At the yield sign, turn right – direction marked “Kusel/Kollweiler” 

12.  Just as you enter Kollweiler the road splits – the priority road bears right into Kollweiler –

       follow this road.

13.  After approx 50 meters look for Restaurant on your left (Zur Tenne) and just past the Zur

       Tenne there is a turn to the RIGHT. Look for the bus stop here too. Green sign says

       Gosenbergerhof, street name is Hofstrasse.  

14.  Follow this road straight uphill for approx 100 meters. (the road sort of splits in two, but

       don’t be confused-both sides end up at the top) 

15.  Park at the top next to the recycling bins/cemetery or just across the street.  

16.  And you made it!  Park carefully and carpool if you can as parking is sorta limited. 

17.  Call TP/BooBoo if lost:  Cell 0151-15558423 / Home: 06385925034

 

Questions or just wanna get your bellybutton licked. Contact TP.

“If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose

 

 

Hash:  #554  – Saturday, 6 Mar 2010 – The Hash after the “Big Blow”…

(the Full Moon that didn’t happen…because the RA didn’t have enough carnal relations with goats…)   

 

When:  1400 (2PM) with Hare away at 1430ish (2:30 PM)

 

Location: Parking Lot of Blechhammer Hotel

 

Trail:  A to A

 

Hares:  31 and Superman

 

What to Bring:  $5 or euros, flashlight, warm ass clothes, Virgins, change of clothes\shoes, snow

shovel, machete, X-ray goggles.  Condoms, Flu masks, a plan to get home if you imbibe too much…

 

D'erections:  From the main exit off Vogelweh Air Base turn left go over B-40. At the next flyover, get

off going to Real and/or Praktiker.  This is the main street though the industrial area. This street is

Merkurstrasse.   Continue down this road pass the Germany TUV (vehicle registration) until the road

turns right.  The name of this street is Vogelwoogstrasse.  Turn left at the first light.  The name of this

street is Danzigerstasse.  There will be the BMW Motorrad Zentrum on you right.  Follow Danzigerstraase

through a residential area for about ½ mile.  As this road leaves the residential area into a wood area

you will see a road to your left with the sign Blechhammer Hotel.  Take this sharp left.  The name of the

street is Am Hammerweiher.  Follow a short distance it will dead-end in front of the Blechhammer Hotel

which is in the woods next to a small lake.  See below link for hotel web site. There is a map under

directions on the web site:  http://www.blechham mer.de/hotel- restaurant- kaiserslautern- en.html

 

For those GPS inclined hotel address is:

Am Hammerweiher 1
67659
Kaiserslautern

 

Lost or want to say money on phone sex call Superman at 0151-5795-0860 or 31 Favors at 0160-4013646.

 

 

Hash:#5XX - Saturday,

 

Time: (Winter) 1400 (2:00 pm) - hares away 1430

           (Summer) 1600 (4:00 pm) - hares away 1630


Hares:  TBD

 

Location:  TBD

 

Trail:  A -A

 

What to Bring:  Virgins, $5 or euros, running shoes, druid outfits, pagan reliquary and regalia,

your sorry arse!

 

 

D'erections: 
 

 

Hareline:  If hopelessly lost or simply want to talk dirty with someone call...

 

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World Hash Events

 

 
Date:  Event:   Point of Contact / Location:
 9 -11 Apr 2010

  Belgian Nash Hash 2010.   http://www.bmph3.com/

  Easy Over
 30 Apr - 2 May 10

  Dutch Nash Hash 2010.   http://www.dutchnashhash.nl/

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 1 - 4 July 2010   InterHash 2010.  http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/   Kuching, Borneo
 23-25 July 2010

  Swiss Nash Hash 2010.  http://www.harrier.ch/snh/

  Basel H3
 10 - 12 Sep 2010

  German Nash Hash 2010.  http://gnh2010.harrier.ch/

  moosediver@harrier.ch
 27 - 29 May 2011   EuroHash 2011.  http://www.eurohash2011.com/   Neptunus
    2014   Brussels Interhash  ???  Think about it...   Higgins
     
 

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