Sembach Hash House Harriers

A Drinking club with a running problem

Sembach Saturday Trail #1018 GAAAYYY‘s B-Day Trail

Who: GAAAYYY

What: Welcum welcum welcum you wankers to this gaaayyy ass trail. We are going up and more up with plenty of shiggy too. lol. It’s going to be a party though. Glitter and rainbows everywhere. A to A? Not dog friendly. But who am I to tell you what your doggo can do so you make your own decisions

When: Saturday November 15th, 2pm(1400)

Where: Altenglan Train Station

Why: GAAAYYY‘s B-Day

Sembach Saturday Trail #1017 The Return of the Booze Brothers!

Once upon a time, 2 wild and crazy guys ran amok in the streets and woods of the Greater Weilerbach community. Rumors have it these 2 “heathens” disappeared only to live honest and respectful non-hashing lives.

DON’T YOU BELIEVE IT!

For a limited time only, The BOOZE BROTHERS, will come out of retirement and show you young punks how to lay an appropriate inappropriate Sembach trail!

What: Trail hared by All Thrust No Vector and But His Nut
When: 3 Nov 2018 @1400
Where: Sportstraße 6, 67688 Rodenbach
The HUGE parking lot across the street from the above mentioned address
Why: Because we lay, I said lay, GREAT trails! Don’t believe me?!? It’s because you are too new to this school!
How: The trail will be very flat and almost certainly 100% dry! Trust me, I’m the hare and I know these things!

Bonus!!! Better Laid has secured a venue for an EPIC On-After! Why+++ Because we are Sembach and On-Afters are one of the things that made us so LEGENDARY!!!!!

Questions? Ear, Beer…Rear! Now be there or forever be square!

Sembach Samhain Trail #1016

Who: Takes 3

What: Our Sembach Pagan Hash Samhain, that pagan for Halloween!

When: Saturday, 27th of October 2018, 2pm (1400)

Where: Eulenkopfstraße, 67685 Eulenbis

Bring: Your pagan relics, hash cash, virgins to sacrifice and your thirst.

There will walkers and runners trails.

WPTB(World Peace Through Beer) Full Moon Trail

Hash Trash: This was a shitty trail unlike any that I have yet to experience, Purple Vein was nice enough to include what must have been every set of steps in K-Town.

It was a perfect day for trail, cold, misting rain, and the general grayness that encompasses Germany this time of year. A small group of the most awesome Sembach hashers met at the main train station Kaiserslaturn to celebrate world peace through beer. Everyone was nice enough to bring a six pack of shitty beer from some place other than Germany. Butt surprised us with a ressurected piece of hash artifact, a toilet seat, which Gaaaayy was nice enough to break in for us. So, after a few MGD’s we were in hot pursuit of our hare. Running through the train station we met a random hasher who we’ve never met before, and we also ran into Coitus, who was late. From there we proceeded to wind our way through neighborhoods, and darkened woods to our beer stop. I myself was quite winded, and enjoyed a delicious Coors Lite before I was informed by Uncomfortably Thumbed that trail was going to get a lot harder, FUCK! As I mentioned earlier, I think we climbed every set of stairs in fucking town! One set, I was informed by PV was just over 200 steps, those led up to the stadium, which from there was all thankfully down hill.

Trail ended outside of our hares apartment building, on in shows that our front running bastard was, of course, Gaaayyy, and our new AEC (ass end Charley) was Papa Rongzi. There were many down downs, most of whom were for PV, who, along with haring a shitty trail, also used foreign hash marks. There was a down down for sex on trail… Glove and Easy, and Gaaayy of course had sex with himself… in circle. I did not have any sex, but I will say that my ass certainly hurts today (from all the stairs). It was all worth it for the beautiful shirt and patch. For all you pussies that were not there to witness this shitty trail, fuck you, and may you make it to the next!

Who: Purple Vein

What: WPTB(World Peace Through Beer) Full Moon Trail

When: Wednesday 24th of October, 18:30
Start is a little earlier, at the Kaiserslautern HBF, so that we can get through circle and show those Okinawa folks a local German Festival at out Anal KTown Fest Drinking Practice.

Where: Kaiserslautern Hbf (Main Station)

Why: Hashers from around the globe, unite to celebrate the glorious gift of beer, as close as UN Day as possible. UN Day happens to fall on October 24 this year, which is also a full moon and Octoberkerwe is happening in Kaiserslautern. Plus, I heard some (Okinawa SUCKS) visitors may be stopping by.

Bring: In leu of hash cash, please bring a six pack of delicious nectar, from another country. Bring your wallets, as the official WPTB shirts and patches will be on hand and will be needed for the post trail libations.

Sembach Saturday Trail #1014 A Very Hashy Oktoberfest

Hash Trash: First off, Saturday was AWFUL. Over half of us were still hungover as balls from the night before. In fact, I know for a fact that a few of us puked in the hours leading up to Trail 1014. So we all gathered in a very familiar spot for a very unfamiliar yet fun trail (only compliment). We start off by not imbibing much before trail and then doing a very lackluster send off for our hares Harry Potter and the Golden Clit and her minion for the day Just Justin Hanenberg. We skipped our warm up song for the first time since I can remember and we were off! We departed at a snail’s pace and didn’t make much progress speed-wise. Of note: GayHo carried the not-quite-GodRod on this, his 99th Sembach trail.

Not much happened on trail. As I intimated earlier, only one person *an, Just Toast. What an asshole! We’d have our revenge, don’t you worry your pretty face. We were left an Adventure Quest which turned out to be a 1L bottle of Jagermeister. We moved onward without downing the entire thing. We were so lazy on Saturday. Too late for downs downs now. 😉

One thing was interesting on trail: the hares in all of their generosity left us an gentle inclined stretch of about 750 meters where every 50 meters was a BAN, salmon, BAR 1 or 2, and package boob checks. We all know each other a lot better after those 10 minutes of trail debauchery. Yes, you all missed out. Boobs are great. Packages slight less so, in my very arrogant opinion.

After returning from trail and having some zymatic refreshments, we got down to business with the namings. Yes, “namings” plural!!!

We, as a group, in an eerily orderly fashion, bestowed new nomenclature on two of our Justs. Just Justin is now and will forever be 4-Knuckles Deep….nah…just kidding…For Fuck’s Cakes. Last and defintely most least was Just Toast, the ‘unner from earlier. What a jerk! Just Toast, Shawn Marcelino ,will forever be known as [cue the music] Taaaaaaaaainted Love!!!

We had an on-after at Fiesta Mexicana where they fucked up a few peoples’ taco orders and somehow forgot to serve us margaritas but, meh, it was ok.

Cum to our trails, bitches!

Eat me,
Putin My Sister

Who: Harry Potter and the Golden Clit and Just Justin
What: Trail 1014, A Very Hashy Oktoberfest
When: 1400 Sembach Time, 20th of October
Where: Jahnstraße 26, 67686 Mackenbach, Deutschland
Parking will be infront of Fiesta Mexicana and we will be starting in a park shortly up the hill, arrows will mark where start is…but I highly doubt you’ll need it, since we’ll all be there in in a dirndl and leaderhosen wear!
Why: Because the end of fest season is upon us and we need to wear or fest gear one more time! (plus, you’ll be dressed for festivities going on afterwards!)

Don’t forget your Hash Cash and your Virgins!

On-After is Oktoberkerwe in Kaiserslautern!!!

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