Wel-Cum, Wel-Cum, Wel-Cum to the 20th Anal-versary of the Sembach H3!!! This is your chance to apply for your Hash 00 – A license to swill! The event will be held on the weekend of July 19-21, 2019 in the village of Wolfstein at the Jugendherberge. Hence our theme will be James Bond, Never, Say Never Again! There will be prizes for those that dress the best as any of the Bonds, villains, or Bond girls, LOO-OO-OVE me some Bond girls!! Standard Sembach style trails, circles, and shenanigans apply.
Rego is 150 Euro for food, beverage, bed, beverage, trails, beverage, memories you’ll never remember, beverage, gimme, and beverage, (plus whatever else I can’t remember), from Friday Afternoon to Sunday Morning. There will be follow up emails with info on how to get to the venue, pre- and post-lubes, and how to pay, if you feel so inclined. So, REGO NOW as space is limited to 138 beds!!! Can’t make the whole weekend? There are options for you on the rego form too! SO REGO NOW!!!!
Use the following Link to Rego:
Who: Better Laid and But His Nut
What: Anal Easter Beer Hunt
When: Saturday, 20th of April, 4pm/1600
Where: ALDI SÜD, Danziger Straße 22 in 67683 Weilerbach
The start will be in the back of the parking lot. There will be beer and a nice long trail!
Bring a bag or a basket or a backpack or something to carry all your loot home afterwards!!!
Hares: Better Laid and But His Nut
Who: Ausfahrt and Tainted Love
What: Sembach Full Moon of Taints Trail
When: Friday 19th of April, 7pm/1900
Where: Schafmühle, 67734 Katzweiler
Cum join Ausfahrt and Tainted Love in Katzweiler for this Sembach Full Moon trail of ass farting love for taints!
I know a lot of you wanks have missed our fellow Sembacher, Tainted Love. He’s been running around in the Shiggy swamps of Carolina Trash H3 for the last few months. So, cum show your love for taints as this will be your opportunity to hang out with your taints out in the big ass pale moon light!
Bring your head (who said head?) lamps, glow sticks, raver lights, whatever, just put them on your body somewhere. Always bring your thirst for beer, cum, or whatever else you choose to imbibe. Bring condoms in case you want to take advantage of the evening romantic stroll under the full moon of taints.
Always wear your Shiggy socks!! Probably need to wear Shiggy shoes too.
Dog friendly if they are okay seeing a lot of horses.
There’s parking to the left just before the on start.
Putin/Missionary- park at the on-start. Yes there’s room.
This is Good Friday too so there will be a chance to sing hallelujah to the moon and rejoice together with beer on this trail.
When: Saturday, 6th of April, 4pm (16:00)
Where: 49°25’17.4″N 7°31’54.2″E
Unnamed Road, 66877 Ramstein-Miesenbach
Hey half-minds, harriettes, back sliders, and fair weather hashers!!! Cum out and play this Saturday! Trail will be behind the CTS compound!
Somebody sacrifice a goat so this nice weather holds out!
This will be the last trail I hare with Sembach (but not quite my fuck off…I don’t leave till May!)
Wanted to do a trail In one of my most favorite spots for you wanks!!!
Free Beer for all the Hashers!! (JK, still gotta pay hash cash…)
What – the April Fools Day Hash
Directions – go past the address and turn left on Miesenbacher . Look for parking by Kindergarten playground.
When – 1 April and Hares away at 1915, for reals!!
Why – cuz April 1st is for Fools like us.
Bring your sense of humor, a thirst for beverages and your desire for fun.
Brought to you by Squeaky Queen and Takes .