Sembach Hash House Harriers

A Drinking club with a running problem

Sembach Red Dress Run

When:; 19 May 2018 @ 1600

Where: Von-Richthofen-Straße 11, 66849 Landstuhl (Big Parking Lot)

GPS: 49.4133751,7.5697595

Bring: $10 or 10 Euro for Beer and Donations & extra Euros (donations) for some delicious red Hurricanes

The God of Sex and sometimes Free Beer(when the beermeister is present) has called upon the Demi Gods and lesser kind to raise virgins for hash sacrifice and visitors to entertain us as we raise money to help Make a Wish (of Sex) for those less fortunate!!

On-Start is the large parking lot located near the Stadthalle of Landstuhl not far from Oscars. (Same place as Putin’s Bloody Mary bar for those that remember) 49.4133751,7.5697595.

So don your red dress and show up to the town that has taken so much dignity from a few of us!

I, the God of Sex and free beer have deemed this trail kid friendly(only on trail), dog friendly, Sex friendly(even if you’re Jack), and Baron friendly(if you like to fuck yourself).

This will be a 10€ trail (5 for beer and 5 for Sex…. I mean charity). Please feel free to donate anything else you desire to make others fantasies…. I mean Wishes come true.

ON-ON to the Red Dress .Un.

Sembach Hash #989

Yes, you heard it right! Your two favorite Harrietts, Just In Beaver and 20 Pound Pussy, are invading Sembach. Cum join us for a spectacular trail, guaranteed fulfill your wildest fantasies.

When: Saturday, April 21, 2018 at 4:00pm.
Where: Hochspeyer Banhof
What to bring?: 5 Euros/$5, extra liver, thirst for alcohol. vessel. Virgins. Hot virgins.

Lost? Look for Hashers looking for Hashers. Do not call Pussy.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hochspeyer/@49.4443243,7.904102,132m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m13!1m7!3m6!1s0x4796151932ca0e57:0x6d051d405962302a!2sBahnhofstraße,+67691+Hochspeyer!3b1!8m2!3d49.4447088!4d7.9043501!3m4!1s0x4796151f2ad3af81:0xfb7ee1ac98fa2f32!8m2!3d49.4440613!4d7.9044559

Sembach Hash #984 – 10 March 2018 – 7pm Start

*****ATTENTION TIME CHANGE****** 1900 (7pm)
Hash #984

Hare: Soccer Mom Tom Tom/Lego My Mom

What: An impromtu hash with pub on after.
When: ****7pm**** 10 March 2018

Bring: A flash light, virgins, $5 or 5 Euro hash cash, warm clothing, *unning apparel and a change of clothes. Probably walker friendly, though I am pulling this out of my behind. Don’t forget to bring your low expectations.

Where: Kaiserstraße 39, 66849 Landstuhl or the Stadt Hall parking lot in the rear (__}__) for a short circle, trail, and on-after.

How: From the train station main entrance head left and through the Edeka Parking Lot, go slightly left, then right past He Pukes, He Scores undoubtedly hash crash apartment into the lot made for parking and look for the pack.

Sembach Hash #982

Sembach Hash #982
Hare: Donkey and Double Dickhead
When: 24 Feb 2018
Time: 1400
Where: Palatinate Forest Kreuzstrasse 66851Quidersbach Germany, Kreuzstraße 30, 66851 Queidersbach

Trail scouted and it looks like it’s going to be a lot of fun – for us hares! Bahahahaha!!!!

It will be a German style trail – comes with hares.

Trail is not stroller friendly so pack your ErgoBabies or put the lad in a backpack.

Parking is easy to find and offers lots of space near the local cemetery which might be used for shenanigans.

Bring Virgins, your inner child, thirst for German beverages of our choice, 5 Euros and cash for on trail.

German Nash Hash 2018!!!


*** SAVE THE DATE ***
GERMAN NASH HASH
24-26 August 2018
FELDBERG, Black Forest, Germany

Hiking was invented in the Black Forest! And that’s where this year’s GERMAN NASH HASH will take place.

It was Philipp Bussemer from Baden-Baden who, at the end of the 19th century, opened what was probably the first tourist information centre in the Black Forest near to his haberdashery shop. Publishing hiking maps and numerous hiking guides soon became more important to him than his chosen career.

Just like hashing has become more important than our careers and taken over our lives. So don’t waste any time, book your holidays now and come join us in AUGUST for the most memorable GNH yet.

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