Sembach Hash House Harriers

A Drinking club with a running problem

Sembach Summer Solstice Hash #996

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Hash #996

Hares: Teachers Pet

What: Anal Summer Solstice Hash

When: 1900 (7pm wanks) 21 June 2018 ***Thursday***

Bring: Virgins, $5 or 5 Euro hash cash, *unning apparel and your thirst for beer. Don’t forget to bring your low expectations.

Where: Austraße 23, 66887 Jettenbach, Deutschland
GPS: 449°31’46.5″N 7°33’53.0″E

How: Car pool, walk, run, horseback

Sembach Hash #994 – Two Girls one Trail

Hash #984
 
Hares: Tequila Sundown and Mi Pho Horny
 
What: Two Girls One Trail Hash
 
When: 1600 (4pm wanks) 2 June 2018
 
Bring: Virgins, $5 or 5 Euro hash cash, a change clothing for on after, *unning apparel and your thirst for beer. Don’t forget to bring your low expectations.
 
Special distructions: Bring extra cash for Cycle For STEM jello shots and impromptu beer stop.
 
Where: ***Location Change***Sensmannswiesen, Weilerbach (between the two circles)
GPS: 49.486253, 7.637682
 
How: Car pool, walk, run, horseback.

Sembach Red Dress Run

When:; 19 May 2018 @ 1600

Where: Von-Richthofen-Straße 11, 66849 Landstuhl (Big Parking Lot)

GPS: 49.4133751,7.5697595

Bring: $10 or 10 Euro for Beer and Donations & extra Euros (donations) for some delicious red Hurricanes

The God of Sex and sometimes Free Beer(when the beermeister is present) has called upon the Demi Gods and lesser kind to raise virgins for hash sacrifice and visitors to entertain us as we raise money to help Make a Wish (of Sex) for those less fortunate!!

On-Start is the large parking lot located near the Stadthalle of Landstuhl not far from Oscars. (Same place as Putin’s Bloody Mary bar for those that remember) 49.4133751,7.5697595.

So don your red dress and show up to the town that has taken so much dignity from a few of us!

I, the God of Sex and free beer have deemed this trail kid friendly(only on trail), dog friendly, Sex friendly(even if you’re Jack), and Baron friendly(if you like to fuck yourself).

This will be a 10€ trail (5 for beer and 5 for Sex…. I mean charity). Please feel free to donate anything else you desire to make others fantasies…. I mean Wishes come true.

ON-ON to the Red Dress .Un.

Sembach Hash #989

Yes, you heard it right! Your two favorite Harrietts, Just In Beaver and 20 Pound Pussy, are invading Sembach. Cum join us for a spectacular trail, guaranteed fulfill your wildest fantasies.

When: Saturday, April 21, 2018 at 4:00pm.
Where: Hochspeyer Banhof
What to bring?: 5 Euros/$5, extra liver, thirst for alcohol. vessel. Virgins. Hot virgins.

Lost? Look for Hashers looking for Hashers. Do not call Pussy.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hochspeyer/@49.4443243,7.904102,132m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m13!1m7!3m6!1s0x4796151932ca0e57:0x6d051d405962302a!2sBahnhofstraße,+67691+Hochspeyer!3b1!8m2!3d49.4447088!4d7.9043501!3m4!1s0x4796151f2ad3af81:0xfb7ee1ac98fa2f32!8m2!3d49.4440613!4d7.9044559

Sembach Hash #984 – 10 March 2018 – 7pm Start

*****ATTENTION TIME CHANGE****** 1900 (7pm)
Hash #984

Hare: Soccer Mom Tom Tom/Lego My Mom

What: An impromtu hash with pub on after.
When: ****7pm**** 10 March 2018

Bring: A flash light, virgins, $5 or 5 Euro hash cash, warm clothing, *unning apparel and a change of clothes. Probably walker friendly, though I am pulling this out of my behind. Don’t forget to bring your low expectations.

Where: Kaiserstraße 39, 66849 Landstuhl or the Stadt Hall parking lot in the rear (__}__) for a short circle, trail, and on-after.

How: From the train station main entrance head left and through the Edeka Parking Lot, go slightly left, then right past He Pukes, He Scores undoubtedly hash crash apartment into the lot made for parking and look for the pack.

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