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19th Anal Sembach H3 Winter Solstice Hash!

19th Anal Sembach H3 Winter Solstice Hash!
Hash #: ???
WHEN: Thu Dec 21
WHY: Krampus sez celebrate the Solstice
TIME: 1900/7 PM – Hare away at 1915 sharp!
COST: $5/5 euro
LOCATION: Jettenbach
Hare: Teacher’s Pet
TRAIL: A- A Enjoy TPs shortest hash of the year on the longest night.
DISTANCE: 4-5K
BRING: Your sexy bellybuttons, warm clothes,weird pagan-fu and pagan clothes or no clothes at all, lighting device.
FEATURING: Cold! and Snow..ok..more likely rain.. Some up, some down, some all around. Frozen boar turds, Beer stop, Gluhwien stop. Krampus!
DIRECTIONS: Cumming soon
See you there!
Teacher’s Pet
“yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial”

Sembach Hash #967 18 Nov 17

Hares: Just Megan/Some Poor Bastard (not an actual hasher at Sembach…yet)
 
When: 18 Nov 17 @ 1400
 
Where: Weilerbach 67685 49.477754, 7.603951 (the ominous parking lot
 
How: I pefere an old fashion air drop of deralicts from the sky, but by car or foot works just as well.
 
Bring: The usual $5 or 5 Euro, virgins, a thirst that most undoubtly can be quenched by beer. The wrath of a thousand bull frogs. Warm clothing for wet or the dry. Did I mention Virgins?
 
D’rections: From Das Autobahn take the exit for Ramstein AB/Einseidlerhof and take K25 and L367 to L356 in Weilerbach. Turn right onto Jacob-Pfeiffer-Straße -160 m, Continue onto K5
140 m, Continue onto L369 – 400 m, At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto K5 – 650 m, Continue onto K25 – 3.7 km, Turn left onto K13
200 m, At the roundabout, take the 4th exit and stay on K13
150 m, Take the ramp to A62/Kusel/Ramstein-Miesenbach/Mackenbach – 170 m, Merge onto L367 – 2.5 km,
Continue onto L356 until you reach a parking lot full of half-minded fools.
 
https://goo.gl/maps/CwbW3Zehwyo

Sembach Hash #965


What: The Hash you dingus

When 21 Oct 2017 @1400 (2pm wanks)

How: Don’t care, drive your car, carpool, *un, walk

Bring: $5 or 5 Euro, Warm clothes, a thirst for beer, and of course VIRGINS!!!

Where: Morlauterer Straße 99, 67659 Kaiserslautern, Deutschland

Hares: Loveballs and First Glass Ride

Starting point: big parking lot south of swimming pool Waschmühle

Hares´note: I will be flat and dry and no shiggy… promise!… so get prepared…

HASH TRASH:

Hear ye, hear ye, happy trails to all who read this Hash Trash missive for Sembach Hash #965!

The pack arrived to a beautiful October day in Germany, with temperatures in the mid-60s and the occasional rain shower. Yet 20 people made it to #965, proving once again that beer is thicker than water. Notably, FIVE WHOLE VIRGINS were present, as well as a similar amount of visitors (some of whom have yet to be abducted!)

Our hares, Loveballs and First Glass Ride, promised a short, shiggy-free trail and our RA Lego took them at their word. The boy is cute, but too trusting, and the hares took full advantage of this. More on that later.

The trail was a wonderful shiggy affair for about a kilometer, straight through brambles (or was that just me?) up the hill to the Adventure Quest. The quest was to slay a nightmarish monster called the Appletini, and I am glad to say we succeeded. After this we wandered around in the woods for about 40 minutes, occasionally glimpsing a mark, and made our way to the second beer stop in a “wonderful” “little” valley near Gersweilerhof. Most of the pack enjoyed the nearly 10 stories of stairs down the valley and up again. The pictures in the event page are truly magnificent and well worth looking at.

Eventually we found our way to the ON IN and Lego started circle. After a series of misadventures involving poor career choices, poor trail decisions, and worst of all-wearing a skirt instead of a kilt-Shiggy in My Shitter was made to do up to and including a Flying Towering Deadbug, with Double Dickhead and Just Sebastian administering.

Good times were had by all. On-on to the next trail! -SQ

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sembach Turkey Trot, 25 November. Be there!
Sembach 12 Down Downs, 8 December. BE THERE!

Fall Equinox Hash – 22 Sep 17 – 1900

Sorry for the late notice – #mismanagement
HARES: Squeaky Queen

WHEN: 22 Sep 2017 @ 1900 (7pm for wanks)

WHERE: Danziger Straße 22, 67685 Weilerbach, Deutschland

Behind the Aldi in Weilerbach there’s a small trail – you’ll see us congregated there

BRING: $5 or 5 Euro for hash cash and warm clothes, virgins, and your thirst for beer!!!

HOW: Don’t Care, just be there for the fall colors!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: It’s getting DARKER EARLIER, so bring a headlamp or flashlight! Also, I recommend socks – the higher the better.

Sembach’s In-N-Out Hash, A-to-A trail – 12 Aug 17

What: Sembach’s In-N-Out Hash, A-to-A trail

When: 4pm (that’s 16:00) on Saturday, August 12th, 2017

Where: Am Weihertal 6 Waldfischbach-Burgalben 67714

Who: Hares = ALL Sembach MisManagement (ingoing & outgoing)

Why: To fuck off outgoing MisMangement and welcome incoming MisManagement!

On After: POTLUCK on after at Karda-She-Ain’ts place (same as On In). Comment below on what you would like to bring to include side dishes, softies, paper plates, cutlery. Main meat course and WINE provided by host (please help me drink this alcohol before I PCS!)

Crash Space: 4 spots in a bed, 2 spots on a couch, at least 6 spots on air mattresses, much more on floor! Blankets, pillows, sleeping bags available upon request!

Directions: Can get here via A62, B270, or by train (On Start is 2.4 KM from train station)

Sembach Earth Day Hash

When: 22 April 2017 – This Saturday!!!

WHO: BooBoo and Teacher’s Pet
WHERE: 36 Kuselweg, Erdesbach
WHY: Because it’s Earth Day, and Sembach is celebrating this special event with a CLOTHING SWAP! No, really! I know I’m not the only hasher with a drawer full of old hash shirts that I never plan on wearing again.

BooBoo’s VERY IMPORTANT NOTES:
HHHi All,
Please join us for the annual Earth Day hash at Earthbrooke!

22 April 2017 15.00

In the interest of preserving the earth and BooBoo’s sanity, there will be a GREAT Haberdashery give-away/sale/exchange/raffle.

We will start at 15.00 in order to do this before circle and trail. That way, you can wear all the new, old, fashionable and questionable haberdashery you may have acquired, and have a beer or 2 before we set off on to BooBoo’s second to first DEAD SembachHHH trail.

This will be an A to B trail with a bag car, some beer stops, view stops and the circle at B.
Please park at the parking lot by the river (Fischervereinhaus) in Erdesbach (directions) and walk up the Earthbrooke from there.
The address is

Kuselweg 36
66887 Erdesbach

We’ll sort out getting back to cars after circle.

Bring : lust for life, money and down parka, gore-tex running shoes, virgins, money, a towel, and your concern for the environment!

Call TP or write to him if you are confused

12 March Full Moon Trail

WHO: Same hare as last year.
WHY: Because it’s been a year (plus or minus a month) since I got here, and how better to celebrate than by attempting to relive the past!
WHERE: Am Pfaffenwoog 1, Hutschenhausen (the Netto), but actually we will be meeting BEHIND the Netto, in the Mitfahrerparkplatz.  7 PM.

SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Bring a headlamp/flashlight and your hashin’ pants.

11 March Sembach Saturday

WHO: Squeaky Queen and Just Emser
WHERE: 160 Jahnstrasse (aka the Turn- u. Sportverein e.V.): take the A6 to the 270 north, get off on the first ramp and take the right towards Otterbach. Take the first left onto the K8 to Erfenbach, drive about a kilometer, then turn right onto Jahnstrasse. Drive 1.3 km to the start-parking lots are on both sides.
WHY: Because March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day! Come celebrate with the Sembach Hash House Harriers by sowing your wild seed all over the countryside!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Bring lo
ng socks, a whistle, and your favorite virgin

PICTURED: America’s first hare. Sadly the practice of laying flowering trees instead of flour did not catch on

25 Feb 17 Sembach Hash