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Sembach Hash #965


What: The Hash you dingus

When 21 Oct 2017 @1400 (2pm wanks)

How: Don’t care, drive your car, carpool, *un, walk

Bring: $5 or 5 Euro, Warm clothes, a thirst for beer, and of course VIRGINS!!!

Where: Morlauterer Straße 99, 67659 Kaiserslautern, Deutschland

Hares: Loveballs and First Glass Ride

Starting point: big parking lot south of swimming pool Waschmühle

Hares´note: I will be flat and dry and no shiggy… promise!… so get prepared…

Fall Equinox Hash – 22 Sep 17 – 1900

Sorry for the late notice – #mismanagement
HARES: Squeaky Queen

WHEN: 22 Sep 2017 @ 1900 (7pm for wanks)

WHERE: Danziger Straße 22, 67685 Weilerbach, Deutschland

Behind the Aldi in Weilerbach there’s a small trail – you’ll see us congregated there

BRING: $5 or 5 Euro for hash cash and warm clothes, virgins, and your thirst for beer!!!

HOW: Don’t Care, just be there for the fall colors!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: It’s getting DARKER EARLIER, so bring a headlamp or flashlight! Also, I recommend socks – the higher the better.

Sembach’s In-N-Out Hash, A-to-A trail – 12 Aug 17

What: Sembach’s In-N-Out Hash, A-to-A trail

When: 4pm (that’s 16:00) on Saturday, August 12th, 2017

Where: Am Weihertal 6 Waldfischbach-Burgalben 67714

Who: Hares = ALL Sembach MisManagement (ingoing & outgoing)

Why: To fuck off outgoing MisMangement and welcome incoming MisManagement!

On After: POTLUCK on after at Karda-She-Ain’ts place (same as On In). Comment below on what you would like to bring to include side dishes, softies, paper plates, cutlery. Main meat course and WINE provided by host (please help me drink this alcohol before I PCS!)

Crash Space: 4 spots in a bed, 2 spots on a couch, at least 6 spots on air mattresses, much more on floor! Blankets, pillows, sleeping bags available upon request!

Directions: Can get here via A62, B270, or by train (On Start is 2.4 KM from train station)

Sembach Earth Day Hash

When: 22 April 2017 – This Saturday!!!

WHO: BooBoo and Teacher’s Pet
WHERE: 36 Kuselweg, Erdesbach
WHY: Because it’s Earth Day, and Sembach is celebrating this special event with a CLOTHING SWAP! No, really! I know I’m not the only hasher with a drawer full of old hash shirts that I never plan on wearing again.

BooBoo’s VERY IMPORTANT NOTES:
HHHi All,
Please join us for the annual Earth Day hash at Earthbrooke!

22 April 2017 15.00

In the interest of preserving the earth and BooBoo’s sanity, there will be a GREAT Haberdashery give-away/sale/exchange/raffle.

We will start at 15.00 in order to do this before circle and trail. That way, you can wear all the new, old, fashionable and questionable haberdashery you may have acquired, and have a beer or 2 before we set off on to BooBoo’s second to first DEAD SembachHHH trail.

This will be an A to B trail with a bag car, some beer stops, view stops and the circle at B.
Please park at the parking lot by the river (Fischervereinhaus) in Erdesbach (directions) and walk up the Earthbrooke from there.
The address is

Kuselweg 36
66887 Erdesbach

We’ll sort out getting back to cars after circle.

Bring : lust for life, money and down parka, gore-tex running shoes, virgins, money, a towel, and your concern for the environment!

Call TP or write to him if you are confused

12 March Full Moon Trail

WHO: Same hare as last year.
WHY: Because it’s been a year (plus or minus a month) since I got here, and how better to celebrate than by attempting to relive the past!
WHERE: Am Pfaffenwoog 1, Hutschenhausen (the Netto), but actually we will be meeting BEHIND the Netto, in the Mitfahrerparkplatz.  7 PM.

SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Bring a headlamp/flashlight and your hashin’ pants.

11 March Sembach Saturday

WHO: Squeaky Queen and Just Emser
WHERE: 160 Jahnstrasse (aka the Turn- u. Sportverein e.V.): take the A6 to the 270 north, get off on the first ramp and take the right towards Otterbach. Take the first left onto the K8 to Erfenbach, drive about a kilometer, then turn right onto Jahnstrasse. Drive 1.3 km to the start-parking lots are on both sides.
WHY: Because March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day! Come celebrate with the Sembach Hash House Harriers by sowing your wild seed all over the countryside!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Bring lo
ng socks, a whistle, and your favorite virgin

PICTURED: America’s first hare. Sadly the practice of laying flowering trees instead of flour did not catch on

25 Feb 17 Sembach Hash

Sembach Hash 11 Feb!

WHO: Game Boy and Superman
WHERE: 116 Pirmasenserstrasse, Kaiserslautern
WHY: IT’S AN ASTROLOGICAL EXTRAVAGANZA! Full Moon plus Saturday trail means a DOUBLE TRAIL of truly stellar proportions, and who better to lay it than the one, the only Game Boy?

SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: It is also the annual Bondage Hash!

Sembach 9 something somethin

GPS49.430325, 7.771927
Where: South Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide by the Technical University

When: 14 Jan 17 – Tomorrow

49.430325, 7.771927

If you are heading towards the FCK soccer/football stadium, take Bremerstraße for 3/4 mile or so and follow that to the large parking lot on the left hand side of the road before the “Y” intersection of Bremerstraße and Kantstraße. Park next to the recycling center in the parking lot.

Hares: CDC & Squeeky

Time: 1400–hare away at 1415

Promises: Beer, Trail, Snow, Trees, shiggy and a never seen before SV!

Lies: Beer, Trail, Snow, Trees…you get it.

Cost: 5 Euro/USD

Call CDC if you are stuck driving/R*nning in circles searching for beer.

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Sembach Hash #906?

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WHO: FGR
WHERE: 49.397708, 7.577501
LANDSTUHL
From the Bahnhof Landstuhl
Head west on Bahnstraße toward Tulpenstraße
44 s (500 m)
Turn left onto Von-Richthofen-Straße
1 min (450 m)
Take Weiherstraße and L363 to Nardinistraße
5 min (2.1 km)

When: 22 Oct 16 @ 1400

ALRIGHT YOU WANKERS! I came here to kick ass and drink beer, and it’s high time we did that again, Evil Dead style!

This is just a normal jaunt into the woods, but you better have some easily rippable shirts, because hash will be armed with blood packets and demons!
Or you can just be lame and come anyway.

So saw off your evil hand, bring your favorite chainsaw, and let’s hack this bloody thing together!