What: The Hash you dingus
When 21 Oct 2017 @1400 (2pm wanks)
How: Don’t care, drive your car, carpool, *un, walk
Bring: $5 or 5 Euro, Warm clothes, a thirst for beer, and of course VIRGINS!!!
Where: Morlauterer Straße 99, 67659 Kaiserslautern, Deutschland
Hares: Loveballs and First Glass Ride
Starting point: big parking lot south of swimming pool Waschmühle
Hares´note: I will be flat and dry and no shiggy… promise!… so get prepared…
Sorry for the late notice – #mismanagement
HARES: Squeaky Queen
WHEN: 22 Sep 2017 @ 1900 (7pm for wanks)
WHERE: Danziger Straße 22, 67685 Weilerbach, Deutschland
Behind the Aldi in Weilerbach there’s a small trail – you’ll see us congregated there
BRING: $5 or 5 Euro for hash cash and warm clothes, virgins, and your thirst for beer!!!
HOW: Don’t Care, just be there for the fall colors!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: It’s getting DARKER EARLIER, so bring a headlamp or flashlight! Also, I recommend socks – the higher the better.
What: Sembach’s In-N-Out Hash, A-to-A trail
When: 4pm (that’s 16:00) on Saturday, August 12th, 2017
Where: Am Weihertal 6 Waldfischbach-Burgalben 67714
Who: Hares = ALL Sembach MisManagement (ingoing & outgoing)
Why: To fuck off outgoing MisMangement and welcome incoming MisManagement!
On After: POTLUCK on after at Karda-She-Ain’ts place (same as On In). Comment below on what you would like to bring to include side dishes, softies, paper plates, cutlery. Main meat course and WINE provided by host (please help me drink this alcohol before I PCS!)
Crash Space: 4 spots in a bed, 2 spots on a couch, at least 6 spots on air mattresses, much more on floor! Blankets, pillows, sleeping bags available upon request!
Directions: Can get here via A62, B270, or by train (On Start is 2.4 KM from train station)
WHO: Same hare as last year.
WHY: Because it’s been a year (plus or minus a month) since I got here, and how better to celebrate than by attempting to relive the past!
WHERE: Am Pfaffenwoog 1, Hutschenhausen (the Netto), but actually we will be meeting BEHIND the Netto, in the Mitfahrerparkplatz. 7 PM.
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Bring a headlamp/flashlight and your hashin’ pants.
WHO: Squeaky Queen and Just Emser
WHERE: 160 Jahnstrasse (aka the Turn- u. Sportverein e.V.): take the A6 to the 270 north, get off on the first ramp and take the right towards Otterbach. Take the first left onto the K8 to Erfenbach, drive about a kilometer, then turn right onto Jahnstrasse. Drive 1.3 km to the start-parking lots are on both sides.
WHY: Because March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day! Come celebrate with the Sembach Hash House Harriers by sowing your wild seed all over the countryside!
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Bring long socks, a whistle, and your favorite virgin
PICTURED: America’s first hare. Sadly the practice of laying flowering trees instead of flour did not catch on
WHO: Game Boy and Superman
WHERE: 116 Pirmasenserstrasse, Kaiserslautern
WHY: IT’S AN ASTROLOGICAL EXTRAVAGANZA! Full Moon plus Saturday trail means a DOUBLE TRAIL of truly stellar proportions, and who better to lay it than the one, the only Game Boy?
SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: It is also the annual Bondage Hash!
WHERE: 49.397708, 7.577501
From the Bahnhof Landstuhl
Head west on Bahnstraße toward Tulpenstraße
44 s (500 m)
Turn left onto Von-Richthofen-Straße
1 min (450 m)
Take Weiherstraße and L363 to Nardinistraße
5 min (2.1 km)
When: 22 Oct 16 @ 1400
ALRIGHT YOU WANKERS! I came here to kick ass and drink beer, and it’s high time we did that again, Evil Dead style!
This is just a normal jaunt into the woods, but you better have some easily rippable shirts, because hash will be armed with blood packets and demons!
Or you can just be lame and come anyway.
So saw off your evil hand, bring your favorite chainsaw, and let’s hack this bloody thing together!