Sembach Hash House Harriers

A Drinking club with a running problem

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Who: Coitus Interruptus

When: Saturday, 19th of September 1230

Where: Bad Fürkheim Train Station

So, i had a great name: “It’s not so Bad Drunk-Heim”. But then Takes 3 chimes in with ” Wurst Bad Drunk-Heim, ever!” So I think you know what this is called.As a tribute to the town and event we barely know but support anyway…let’s do it again!!!! The difference in this event and the real thing will be barely noticeable. You will still be able to ride a train there and back, pick up a Dubble glass or other souvenirs, wear your Trachten, drink wine, eat my sausage and a bretzeln, visit lovely wineries, and see Bad D in a way you may never have seen it before (sober-ish?).You want the souvenirs, Dubble glass, and to support local businesses? Show up at 1125 and we will do all that. Why so early? Because the souvenir store closes at noon! apparently the owner is a Hasher type person and begins drinking at lunch, can’t say I blame them. We will visit the second hand store and hit up the package store at the Hbf to round out the pre-gaming festivities. Hash starts after train arrives at 1225, we walk to a winery, imbibe, walk to a federweitzer stand, imbibe, walk to a scenic view, who knows, walk somewhere, imbibe, something, something, ah who am I kidding no one will know by this point anyway.Getting home will not be as easy since there is not a special schedule, likely hourly but will update more as I lock in more ideas or tastings.Hash cash will depend on the number of tastings and other dumb shit we do. Bottom line though, BRING EUROS!!!!

Who: Everybody!!!

What: Mystery Pick Up Hash…What’s a Pick Up Hash? Come find out!

When: Saturday 13th of July, 16:00/4pm

Where: Reichenbacher Str. 66C, 66879 Kottweiler-Schwanden

Bring: Virgins, thirst for beer, your wish for adventure and money since nobody’s knows where we will end up^^

Who: Biscuit Bitch

When: Saturday 29th of June, 16:00/4pm

Where: Sembach Zeppelinstraße


A6 to A63. Exit (OK, Ausfart!) Sembach. Wind up the hill passing the signs for the town. Go “over” the traffic circle (2nd Exit) Sembach Zufart West. When you get to all of the blue signs, turn right. Drive slowly down Zeplinstrasse keeping the control tower on your left and the water tower on your right. Look for Biscut. Parking will be near or maybe exactly where Sweet T was last month

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Who: Man Hoarder & Double Dickhead

When: Monday 17th of June, 19:00/7pm

Where: Hauptbahnhof Kaiserslautern

Cum out this Monday and enjoy the full moon with us! We will start close to the kaiserslautern hauptbahnhof – just find parking somewhere in Bahnhofstraße (the longtimers know what I’m talking about). Parking will even be free from 1900 on 🙂 this will be an A-A trail.

What to bring: virgins, 5€/$ hash cash, thirst for beer and the tasty AQ that will be awaiting you, maybe a fleshlight and your beautiful faces!

Who: Ausfahrt and Putin my Sister
Trail is A to A

When: Saturday 15th of June, 16:00/4pm

Where: Bremerhof Kaiserslautern

Bring BUG SPRAY and wear Shiggy Socks!
Bring Virgins! Bring Virgins!
I wanna pop your cherry the way that Vader Bator popped mine one year ago on this day! (I love you Hash Mommy!)
Here I am, a year later haring this trail to share my Hashy memories with all you wanks! MIMB and Anything Butt hared this trail last year and holy shit, I will NEVER forget it! I obviously keep cumming back for more!

Where the Fuck is Superman? He better be at this trail so I can fart on him again! 😘

On-On, ya fucking fucks!
– Ausfahrt 🏃‍♀️💨💩🍻

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